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I am off to New Zealand tomorrow for 2 weeks, so I thought I would thank the Czar crew for all their help this year.

Of course Lisa is first, the beauty & brains behind the joint, & without whom orders would plummet. Rob should spend some of his enormous profit on her so she doesn't go anywhere else.

We love you Lisa:love:

Thanks to Smithy, who reminded me we have to be nice to him as he is the last one to touch the cigars before they are shipped off (think about where his hands have been next time you blaze up:surprised:)

And finally our esteemed leader (& alleged fish-whisperer) Rob. Thanks for all the laughs over the year Prez, especially the entertainment you have provided dealing with miscreants on the board recently. You're OK for a Queenslander:ok:

Merry Xmas to the team, & to all FOH's have a safe & Happy Christmas, & look forward to next year.

Al

PS When is Ken 'coming out'?:wink: (not that there's anything wrong with that)

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» Have a safe trip and Merry Christmas to you too! :-)

Yes Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah to the FOH crew and all of you that frequent the site and whom I consider family!!

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» I am off to New Zealand tomorrow for 2 weeks

Merry Christmas mate and sorry to hear about your 2 week sentence ;-)

Remember to take your " Every Kiwi's travelling essentials pack:"

1. Velcro Mittens (holds those sheep nice and close)

2. "I got work in OZ as a bouncer" T shirt.

3. Anything you can steal from the hotel

Thanks for a great year Al....you're not bad for a Kiwi :lol:

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HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.

and speaking of kiwis, i couldn't resist -

Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the imminent birth of their respective children.One is an Australian, one a New Zealander and the other a West Indian.

They are all very nervous and pacing the floor - as you do in these situations.

All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the double doors saying

"Gentlemen you won't believe this but your wives have all had their babies within 5 minutes each other.

"The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy. "And," said the doctor, "they have all had little boys.

"The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over.

"However we do have one slight problem," the doctor said. "In all the confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery and we would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help identify them.

"With that the Aussie raced passed the doctor and bolted to the

nursery. Once inside he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks saying, "There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!

"The doctor looked bewildered and said, "Well sir of all the babies I

would have thought that maybe this child could be of West Indian descent.

"That's as maybe," said the Aussie, "but one of the other two is a

bloody Kiwi and I'm not taking the risk.

Posted

Absolutely,

Happiest holidays and best wishes to the FOH crew. I'm still reading and learning and hope to make my order soon, but until then, it's a blast just hanging out here.

BTW,

Now I know why you guys were warning me on Ken. :P

Wilkey

but may i add that Rob’s conduct on the forum of late has been appalling whereas Ken continues to act with complete dignity at all times.

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» HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.

» and speaking of kiwis, i couldn't resist -

»

»

» Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the

» imminent birth of their respective children.One is an Australian, one a

» New Zealander and the other a West Indian.

» They are all very nervous and pacing the floor - as you do in these

» situations.

» All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the double doors saying

» "Gentlemen you won't believe this but your wives have all had their babies

» within 5 minutes each other.

» "The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy. "And," said the

» doctor, "they have all had little boys.

» "The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over.

» "However we do have one slight problem," the doctor said. "In all the

» confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery and

» we would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help identify

» them.

» "With that the Aussie raced passed the doctor and bolted to the

» nursery. Once inside he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks

» saying, "There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!

» "The doctor looked bewildered and said, "Well sir of all the babies I

» would have thought that maybe this child could be of West Indian descent.

» "That's as maybe," said the Aussie, "but one of the other two is a

» bloody Kiwi and I'm not taking the risk.

LMAO Ken,

Don't worry, I'm sure next year you'll beat NZ at rugby, rugby league, netball, .....

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