PapaDisco Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Aw you guys don't want these dogs. I got a box of these last Halloween from The Pres. Every single one of the sticks was un-dead. I put a stake through the first one, which of course did it in but now it was unsmokable! The second and third cigars charged out of the box like they were possessed! I shot one with a silver bullet . . . blam! Another unsmokable Gran Reserva! The third stick ran right past me, out into the yard and started gnawing on my neighbors dog (the one with the permanent mange that's always crapping in my driveway). Totally zombified the dog! I put a second bullet in the third stogie and one in the pooch . . . kinda glad that mangy mutt was finally put down until I remembered the price tag on silver bullets . . . . . . and Gran Reservas . . . Anyway, by now all of the zombified stogies were rising out of the box and after I had fired my last round I had to resort to my fire ax on the rest of them. So trust me, you don't want this particular box of cigars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemusGordon Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I think I broke my finger trying to click on this post so fast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyChong Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lipher Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Bastid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Aw you guys don't want these dogs. I got a box of these last Halloween from The Pres. Every single one of the sticks was un-dead. I put a stake through the first one, which of course did it in but now it was unsmokable! The second and third cigars charged out of the box like they were possessed! I shot one with a silver bullet . . . blam! Another unsmokable Gran Reserva! The third stick ran right past me, out into the yard and started gnawing on my neighbors dog (the one with the permanent mange that's always crapping in my driveway). Totally zombified the dog! I put a second bullet in the third stogie and one in the pooch . . . kinda glad that mangy mutt was finally put down until I remembered the price tag on silver bullets . . . . . . and Gran Reservas . . . Anyway, by now all of the zombified stogies were rising out of the box and after I had fired my last round I had to resort to my fire ax on the rest of them. So trust me, you don't want this particular box of cigars. Thanks for making us feel better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangolf18 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 How have I fallen for this like 3 times in the span of 2 days?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasabar Posted November 7, 2014 Author Share Posted November 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabster Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Who keeps posting in this and bringing it into my unread file? Damn you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optic101 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 You are 1 of them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikek Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Oh I thought they were used for steaking Vamps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarveyBoulevard Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Start calling Star Trek Star Wars and you may just get that accomplished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Start calling Star Trek Star Wars and you may just get that accomplished. Geeks... We're all geeks Lockdown!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFullMontecristo Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 bump.....for kicks just to see if we can catch someone again lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckSARTech Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Mutha !?$&$?!!! Sent from my iPhone via Tapatalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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