Study proves conservatives are happier than liberals. Thank God and the cigars


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This is a tongue in cheek article and I found it an amusing read...and yes it has more holes than a slice of Swiss cheese lol3.gif

I will shoot anyone who uses it as a personal soap box whip.gif

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timstanley/100286063/science-proves-it-conservatives-are-happier-than-liberals-thank-god-and-the-cigars/

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'Inner dolphin' cracked me up. Thanks Rob.

Reminds me of my first visit to the local massage therapist. Session started off with me lying on my belly. Later I flip on to my back. Up on the ceiling I see a big ass glossy picture of a dolphin arcing through the air. Oh, the effort required to contain the laughter.

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There is just one detail I would like to know here mate before I get started. What exactly did they leave you, firearms wise, to shoot me with? Just curious!!!

… now where is the damn soapbox?

-Ray

Ray

I have a slingshot .....it is mighty impressive...don't tell the Govt lol3.gif

Soap box is under the "Guns and Flag" magazines.....on your right....rotfl.gif

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Ray

I have a slingshot .....it is mighty impressive...don't tell the Govt lol3.gif

Soap box is under the "Guns and Flag" magazines.....on your right....rotfl.gif

… just a minute, let me look!

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Just to clarify, when you said magazine, did you mean; like in glossy, or in high capacity…! I can see both stacks, but still no soapbox!

Hey, a new bag of gummy cocks… Wow! Sugar free and everything… Came free with the 144 pack of He Man Ultra Thins!!!

How about my keys, did you see those? -Piggy

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… just a minute, let me look!

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Just to clarify, when you said magazine, did you mean; like in glossy, or in high capacity…! I can see both stacks, but still no soapbox!

Hey, a new bag of gummy cocks… Wow! Sugar free and everything… Came free with the 144 pack of He Man Ultra Thins!!!

How about my keys, did you see those? -Piggy

Oh man, RAY!! Tell me you didn't eat those gummies bareback?!! blink.png What do you think the Ultra Thins were for, eh? Use your head man! :P

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I am so liberally confused now! Was the article saying that conservatives are happier because ignorance is bliss? :P Or because they're better at getting liberals to run things and be their bi-atches? :P

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