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things were not improved years later when i ran into her in the city, having heard she was pregnant. heavily so, it appeared. i asked when due, as one does. apparently a month earlier.

DOH!!!!

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A friend's uncle served in the Air Force and said that when deploying overseas they were always given a list of dangerous wildlife to avoid.....except Australia. They got a list of "safe" animals because it was shorter.

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fuzz, the list goes on and on.

as for bull sharks, they are bastards. was watching an english doco on them and it started with shots on a river. was trying to work out where, as i knew i'd seen it before. then it dawned. the brizzy river outside my mate's place. there is a 'colony' that actually live about 80 k's up the brizzy river as they got trapped in a flood and when the water went down, they could not get back.

apparently the two worst places on the planet for bull sharks - brizzy and cuba.

Ken, I saw that Documentary, it was at Colleges Crossing less than 8km from your place and my old one.

We use to go fishing for bull sharks there in the Canoe. Great fun.

That is also where I saw a Stonefish caught.

Great place for the council to spend millions on a family water playground party.gif

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Ken, I saw that Documentary, it was at Colleges Crossing less than 8km from your place and my old one.

We use to go fishing for bull sharks there in the Canoe. Great fun.

That is also where I saw a Stonefish caught.

Great place for the council to spend millions on a family water playground party.gif

do you mean the 'river monsters'? i think that one was up college's. the one i mean was a one-off, forget the name but about 4 years ago, which kicked off at yeronga, outside gus's place. i had great delight pointing it out to his wife. didn't take long before they had a pool installed. no more river swimming.

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Whilst great whites, crocs, the inland taipan, box jellyfish/irukandji, blue-ring octopi, and funnel web spiders get all the publicity as Australia's deadliest creatures, there are quite a few more that have the potential to kill you...

European Honey Bee (you'd be surprised how many people die each year from bee stings)

Bull shark (these buggers have been known to swin up freshwater estuaries and even the Cook River! I never thought anything could live in that cesspool of a river)

Cone shells (one sting has enough venom to kill 15 people; more than 1000x stronger than morphine)

Reef stonefish (the spines can easily pierce the rubber soles of your shoe)

Yellow-bellied sea snake (5th deadliest venom of all snakes on the LD50 ranking)

Australian Paralysis Tick (anaphylactic shock)

Mulga snake (have been known to chew when biting to deliver up to 150mg of venom)

Mouse spiders (their venom is closely related to the Sydney Funnel Web)

**** now I know why there are so many Australians in London

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**** now I know why there are so many Australians in London

Surely it's because of the weather; it's just not grey enough in Aus
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How do you guys even make it to your mailbox and back alive? Seriously, 9 out of 10 of the world's most dangerous everything lives in Australia.

I'm happy to live in Maine where my biggest fears are freezing to death and getting over-powered by the wife.

LOL. This. Awesome. Laughed. Hard.

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