Who freesnakes?

[MIKA27]

Only $800 fine..?

Here in Melbourne they throw you anything between $1800 - 2500. I'm surprised YOU have to foot the bill as normally any establishment would have this as part of their insurance cover and also, the Fire department can use discretion and waive the fine also. I wonder how many Hotels have like-incidents daily..?

Perhaps they would have had you not been Freesnaking mate.

[BradNC]

Wonder if the fire brigade rated you PSP, HQ or PE, Pres?

[DoubleDD]

If you were cooking chili you would have been fine. Firemen love chili.

[AlastairE]

Wonder if the fire brigade rated you PSP, HQ or PE, Pres?

Proportionally Sized Penis? Hypnotically Quaint? Provocatively Enthusiastic?

[First Lady]

I bought a new (old) house, perched on a steep slope with a large picture window in the front to take in the view.

The first night it was mine, before anything was moved in, I spent the night in the living room in a sleeping bag.

I sleep in the buff.

So at about 3am I am awakened by the loudest roaring I have ever heard, like a train was going thru the house,

at the same time huge blinding light was coming thru the windows -

all this overloading my senses 10 seconds after waking from a very deep sleep was

almost too much for my brain to comprehend and I was certain a UFO had come to take me away.

Here I am, standing stark, in front of giant glass window in full blazing light for about 30 seconds

before I realized it was a helicoptor, hovering about 50 ft away, at my level, looking into the house with one of many spotlights.

Scared the * out of me. They must have had a shock too.

About 10mins later the State Police showed up, turns out they were looking for a mental patient that walked out of the facitity about a mile away. I was a good candidate. My house had been empty for a number of years and they often ended up here after disappearing.

I would have loved to talked to one of the pilots after.

Brilliant Love it .... I am sure they would have had been extremely surprised

[Drguano]

A while ago, a local firefighter lost one of his testicles in a freak accident. The exact details were never disclosed but the fire pole was replaced. The unit was put on display as a fundraiser and has done so well, it has long been a tradition to buy a ticket to the Fireman's Ball.

[Fuzz]

Have a daughter. You'll quickly learn to wear pants or at least shorts at all times.

He does... and no, he didn't.

[PigFish]

I have a different approach Rob.

Call the hotel now and demand a refund. Tell them that their smoke equipment is defective and it kept you up all night and on top of that the fireman convention in an adjacent room interrupted you constantly with their banging on the walls and doors.

Now that you have objected to the bill, call the credit card company and explain what happened, the 'new version' and claim that you wish to dispute all the charges! Now go online and post a bad review of the hotel…

Oh,…. it might be a good time to call the tobacco enforcement folks you know and claim that the manager attempted to sell you branded cigars while you were in the lobby, that was right after he showed you where he kept his concealed handgun!

Okay, I am done now! -Piggy

[JHands]

I freeball in scrubs every day at work. Haven't worn undies in about 12 yeara

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[tmac77]

I answer the door. Ok I am in a T shirt..no undies. What do they expect ..it is 10pm.

"Put on some pants sir?....Seriously...bugger off.

And yet you still criticize Ken's about his apparel on his deck..... ....

[AndrewNR]

Ah Rob.. Never change. And you're welcome to stay at my place any time.

[jay8354]

Man, I am not checking the forum and this is what I found when I am checking in again.

Rob, I understand that you are renting the room and that it is your domain during this time but, please put on some pants when someone knocks on your door. You should know better, since you complain about Ken in his no pants policy.

Also, I am not sure it is a good idea to cook with no protection as such. I mean with your streak (pun intented), something was bound to happen.

Finally, I second Fuzz's suggestion since you are almost blacklisted by most Sydney Hotels.

What is it with Qld'ers and no pants? (Origin is around the corner).

Rob + fire departments and hotels on top of that = bad mix.