Best Barman Joke

[Coolio]

An electron walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I've lost my atom"

The bartender says "are you sure?"

The electron replies, "I'm positive".

[Ken Gargett]

some of the oldest jokes in history here!

so far, points win to colt.

fuzz, i'd happily push abbott for you but only if i knew he was going to land on krudd. must say i am giggling endlessly at the alp now thinking that perhaps they should have stuck with juliar. what a bunch of clowns.

and as much as i detest her (not quite as much as i detest rudd), why do people think she is lesbian? or is that just yet another way to insult her (not that there is anything wrong with that)?

[canadianbeaver]

Dog goes into a bar around lunchtime, orders a beer. Bartender says they don't serve dogs, shoots him in the foot and tells him to get the F out.

Later that night the dog comes back decked out. Black leather boots, jacket, hat, gloves and spikes on his collar. Looks the bartender in the eye like he's going to blow his head off and says, "Are you the one who shot my paw?"