CigarAsh Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 I never would have guessed. But, I do have to admit, the cigar store "front" is freakin' brilliant! I guess your cigars are now rolled like this? NOTE: This link is definitely NSFW.
Ginseng Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 I seem to recall a precedent being set at Czar House.... Kurt - do you (and Smithy) really want an answer? Do not tell me if it has anything to do with a mop and bucket. Please. Wilkey
dcse Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 So that is why you occasionally offer the Hoyo De Pute...
thechenman Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 Pres...far be it from me to tell you what to do, but...from what I've seen of your business dealings what I'm going to say shouldn't surprise you. While it's great to have a niche, it is important for a business to grow and diversify, to take advantage of situations which will allow for growth. Obviously from the feedback of your neighbor, there is demand. I say expand and capitalize it...open up the whorehouse.
Colt45 Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 Do not tell me if it has anything to do with a mop and bucket. Please. I was thinking more along the lines of gimp suits, gag balls, and hillbilly hoedowns.....
Cig Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 That's hilarious! Is it a coincidence that this thread came up at the same time as the one where the guy is inquiring about escorts in cigar lounges?
nick17 Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 Casa de Ho'banos? ^LMFAO well said oh it must be fun there at Czar HQ hope you gave him a free round with the girls and a pic out of the humi
CanuckSARTech Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 I never would have guessed. But, I do have to admit, the cigar store "front" is freakin' brilliant! I guess your cigars are now rolled like this? NOTE: This link is definitely NSFW. Best. Commercials. EVER.
CanuckSARTech Posted November 21, 2011 Posted November 21, 2011 So....Richard who owns a Panel beating shop in the street popped up a couple of weeks back. Richard has been in the street for 20+ years and wanted to find out exactly what we did .....at the insistance of all the other businesses in the street. I sat him down on the new deck and let him tell me his thoughts. The general consensus is that we are a brothel with Lisa and Di the madams. There are Harleys,Masseratis, Beemers, Ferraris, pulling up at all hours with blokes coming and going .. We have apparently renovated the warehouse into some 12 bedrooms for the girls to work. It is a high end establishment with a roof top bar. Richard wasn't complaining....he just wanted in Never a dull moment Okay, okay, okay. Wait a minute then...... Lisa, Diana.... You ordered three couches right??? Who's the third chiquita then....SMITHY?!?!?!!
Fuzz Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Okay, okay, okay. Wait a minute then...... Lisa, Diana.... You ordered three couches right??? Who's the third chiquita then....SMITHY?!?!?!! Obviously after the move from the old office, the regulars are missing the bathhouse.
Taino Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Not that i want to give ideas, but there was a group of doctors in my country who ran a whorehouse. Nothing special with that, besides that they had everything arranged so you can go there make your full consultation and your health insurance company would pay for it. Brilliant isn't it?
Fuzz Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 Not that i want to give ideas, but there was a group of doctors in my country who ran a whorehouse. Nothing special with that, besides that they had everything arranged so you can go there make your full consultation and your health insurance company would pay for it. Brilliant isn't it? Better business model than Subway!
Ken Gargett Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 So....Richard who owns a Panel beating shop in the street popped up a couple of weeks back. Richard has been in the street for 20+ years and wanted to find out exactly what we did .....at the insistance of all the other businesses in the street. I sat him down on the new deck and let him tell me his thoughts. The general consensus is that we are a brothel with Lisa and Di the madams. There are Harleys,Masseratis, Beemers, Ferraris, pulling up at all hours with blokes coming and going .. We have apparently renovated the warehouse into some 12 bedrooms for the girls to work. It is a high end establishment with a roof top bar. Richard wasn't complaining....he just wanted in Never a dull moment richard has a problem. aside from lisa and di, the only "humans" he would have seen there are you and smithy hutley and me and "clients" (all clients being blokes). not another female. so, a *** brothel? not that there is anything wrong with that, of course, as they say in the classics. in other words, you've moved across town and all that is changed is that instead of the *** brothel being up the street, you are now it. special. your family must be so proud.
Van55 Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 So you're not one. Yet. But you could be. Nice to have a fall back plan in case cigars (and watches) don't pay the rent.
mazolaman Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 I was thinking more along the lines of gimp suits, gag balls, and hillbilly hoedowns..... You've sold me on the hillbilly hoedowns..... Do I have to pay extra for Big Kenny G to trample my grapes?
CanuckSARTech Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 You've sold me on the hillbilly hoedowns..... Do I have to pay extra for Big Kenny G to trample my grapes? Ohhhh gawd. That's wrong on SOOOOOO many levels!!!!
Colt45 Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 Do I have to pay extra for Big Kenny G to trample my grapes? I imagine he'd stomp any of our grapes for free.
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