Not Only in America

[El Presidente]

Ms. Rajini Narayan's lawyer told the court in Adelaide, Australia, in September that she killed her husband by accident after intending only to torch his penis for alleged infidelities. The lawyer said she might have lost control of the gasoline she was holding when her husband said, "No, you won't (burn me), you fat dumb *****." [Courier Mail (Brisbane), 9-28-10]

[mkz]

Well he had it coming...

[Jesuscookies]

I could be wrong but, those are probably the wrong names to be used on the old lady when she is holding a gas can above your junk.

[CanuckSARTech]

I could be wrong but, those are probably the wrong names to be used on the old lady when she is holding a gas can above your junk.

LOL. Life lesson number 12. Pretty much right up there with putting the toilet seat down, and drinking milk out of the container.

[Warren]

Well there you go, another argument for new immigrants to this country being given lessons in our culture.

When BBQ ing sausages you need to know when they are done enough.

My goodness gracious me.

[asmith]

Well there you go, another argument for new immigrants to this country being given lessons in our culture.

When BBQ ing sausages you need to know when they are done enough.

I never want to have a sausage from your BBQ.

[shrink]

Rob, this explains why you are such a restless sleeper.

[Montaigut]

Damn!! Sorry couldn't help but laugh...

The following songs came to mind:

- Light my fire - Doors

- Great balls of fire - Jerry Lee Lewis

- Fire down below - Bob Seger

- My ass is on fire - Mr. Bungle

- Put out the fire - Queen

And there has to be a ton more...

[El Presidente]

Rob, this explains why you are such a restless sleeper.

If I ever woke up with my better half holding my tackle.....I would not assume something good was about to take place

[CanuckSARTech]

If I ever woke up with my better half holding my tackle.....I would not assume something good was about to take place

My wife and I must still be in the honeymoon phase then.

[Ellery]

My wife and I must still be in the honeymoon phase then.

Lucky lol

[cigcars]

* I don't know anybody who spoke with sympathy for that dentist who "drove" his wife to do the same to him in the Mercedes - back & forth...6 times, I think. Everybody from Leno to Letterman (who both had to put their humorous spin on it), to my sardonic sense of humored best friend who yelled out, "Drive over 'im 6 more times for me!" all spoke in comraderie with the poor beleagered housewife's pain & heartbreak (run on sentence, yeah I know!) Now, THIS joker stars in "Burning Bed Pt. 2."