PigFish Posted July 26, 2010 Posted July 26, 2010 Piggy strikes a "Chord" on FOH's newest sale. Is the rebel leader, Maj. Piggy doomed to be carnitas? Or will the evil imperialists in conjunction with the H SA oligarchy pulling the imperialist strings have him silenced for good this time? He is battle weary and his army is suffering from attrition. His ammo. the cervantes, the coronas, the tradition weapons of mediocrity... will they be nuked from existence by the mighty cannonazo? Has Piggy lost his ally by alienating his friend, the apologist for H SA, El Presidente. With Tampa now gone, will new foot soldiers emerge from the ranks? Stay tuned! -LOL- Maj. Piggy FOH 48 HR END OF MONTH CLEARANCE CONCERT Dear Friends of Habanos members! Welcome to this week’s much awaited 48 hr End of Month clearance concert! Featuring: * Duets by Mag 48 and Monte Edmundo singing “coffee and cream”......$ 430 USD / $1050 AUD and take both home tonight! Both PSP/ (high end)HQ quality and at the top of their Game. Don’t miss the stunning Partagas Lusitania in her rendition of “Piggy don’t love me no more :-) ” ...$295 USD / $800 AUD. And introducing * Habanos SA’s favourite love child.....”Cohiba Siglo VI !!!!” $467 USD / $940 AUD * Hard man “RJ CAZADORES!” trying to undo the damage Ricky martin did to the image of South American men $177 USD / $478 AUD * The James Bond of cigars.....The Wonderful Upmann Sir Winston! Seriously some of the finest we have seen $335 USD /$ 790 AUD * “The Chameleon” R&J Churchill is back to his true colours! Thank God! $274 USD / $700 AUD * Don’t miss Ramon Allones Small Club Corona sing “They forgot to delete me” $110 USD/ $295 AUD * HDM Churchill in “no one loves me anymore” $299.40 USD / $795 AUD The Robusto Quartet in “Piggy got no idea” * The Super Smooooth SLR Serie A $179.90 USD / $483 AUD * Hedonistic Hoyo Epicure 2 $189 USD / $ 505 AUD * Cool Cohiba Robusto $329 USD / $709 AUD * “The King of the World” Rey...El Mundo $172 USD / $460 AUD And finally Rob’s personal selections of the week, handpicked and recommended by himself and representing some of the finest cigars in the world. Take the risk out of your purchases. His top 3 cigars are 1. Montecristo Edmundo (Stunning) 2. Upmann Sir Winston 3. Upmann magnum 48 LE (Start picking up great boxes while great boxe remain) Should you like a photo of a particular box, just send me an e-mail [email protected] Everything must go! Have a great week Lisa (first Lady) ... and while we are talking "ideas;" I have never loved the Lusitania, the Choke Supreme is a hermosos 4 and the Serie A is a coronas gordas! I still say the members here deserve 20% off for having to deal with me and Rob's other friends! What say you??? When you evoke the "name of the Pig" should you not honor him with 20% off??? -LOL Maj. Piggy (friend of the proletariat smoker)
El Presidente Posted July 26, 2010 Posted July 26, 2010 Emperor Garcia has sent his droid army of beancounters across the galaxy to destroy the cult of Cervante which for too long has offended the Sith lord ROI. Emperor Garcia searches in particular for Yoda Pig who continually parks just outside the galaxy and pisses on the home planet of the droids...HSA1. Meanwhile, working undercover on HSA1 is Hans Solo Ayala and his handicapped offsider Ja Ja Binks Gargett. Darth PHOENICIA senses a disturbance in the force. Having lost Obi Wan Tampa earlier in the year, Hans Solo Ayala tries to reach out to Yoda Pig to join forces however Yoda Pig has not been the same since he fell off his Harley Davidson and hit his head. Yoda Pig suspects he has broken the code of Hans Solo Ayala .....the initials....HSA! Padme Amidlla Lisa worries lovingly about all her boys except Ja ja Binks Gargett who she believes is a retarded pest. Chewbacca Smith is on holidays. who the f takes holidays in the middle of a Star Wars Movie. Meanwhile, Hans Solo Ayala and Yoda Pig have agreed to meet on Pigs home planet of Paranoia 1 (3rd galaxy, turn left at planet Loopy and a hard right at planet Angry). to be continued...possibly
First Lady Posted July 26, 2010 Posted July 26, 2010 What the hell have you been drinking Rob ?????????????? LOLOL Love you Piggy you know that honey
PigFish Posted July 27, 2010 Author Posted July 27, 2010 What the hell have you been drinking Rob ?????????????? LOLOLLove you Piggy you know that honey Love you too dear; Princess Leah Lisa. Let me know when Hans Solo Ayala gets his head unstuck from the block of carbonite and agrees to Yoda Piggy's idea of paying back Jabba the Hut with his 20% vig sale!!! Oh... and you had better find a new hiding place for the liquor locker key! - Yoda Piggy, residing on Planet Angry.
asmith Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 Bloody hell, I get lumped a lot of **** for liking Star Wars but you guys seemed to know more about Star Wars than I do. Secondly I wouldn't be Chewbacca Smithy a hairy angry creature with poor English skills, I would be Boba Fett Smithy a bounty hunter who plays by his own rules and takes holidays whenever he wants.
Colt45 Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 .......I would be Boba Fett Smithy...... I find you more like Dr. Zachary Smithy from Lost in Space..........
CigarmanTim Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 I find you more like Dr. Zachary Smithy from Lost in Space.......... Touche
El Presidente Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 Let me know when Hans Solo Ayala gets his head unstuck from the block of carbonite and agrees to Yoda Piggy's idea of paying back Jabba the Hut with his 20% vig sale!!!- Yoda Piggy, residing on Planet Angry. Hans Solo Ayala is a Pirate Piggy. A Lovable Pirate but a Pirate nonetheless
jay8354 Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 Bloody hell, I get lumped a lot of **** for liking Star Wars but you guys seemed to know more about Star Wars than I do. Secondly I wouldn't be Chewbacca Smithy a hairy angry creature with poor English skills, I would be Boba Fett Smithy a bounty hunter who plays by his own rules and takes holidays whenever he wants. What is wrong with being Chwey.... at least he can rip arm off the sockets...
CanuckSARTech Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 Funny as hell, guys and gals. Keep it up! I cant wait to see whos going to get fed to the Rancor, while screaming Danger Will Robinson!, and taking a sip of his pirate rum boo-tay! (Man, and people say theres nothing good on TV anymore....)
Disburden Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 As long as Ken gets to be Ken The Salacious Crumb I will be happy!
Habanakane21 Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 Bloody hell, I get lumped a lot of **** for liking Star Wars but you guys seemed to know more about Star Wars than I do. Secondly I wouldn't be Chewbacca Smithy a hairy angry creature with poor English skills, I would be Boba Fett Smithy a bounty hunter who plays by his own rules and takes holidays whenever he wants. No worries Smithy!! I'm a Star Wars guy too, My kids don't understand why I have over 400 pieces of Star Wars items....Figures, Comics, vehicles, books, etc....I tell 'em their kids will love 'em. May The Force Be With You!! ha ha.
Disburden Posted July 29, 2010 Posted July 29, 2010 My mom used to take me to the local toy shop in the Bronx when I was kid and we would pick up shopping carts full of star wars stuff. I wish I never played with them and lost them all when I was a kid! UGH!
Fuzz AI Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 My mom used to take me to the local toy shop in the Bronx when I was kid and we would pick up shopping carts full of star wars stuff. I wish I never played with them and lost them all when I was a kid! UGH! It's never too late to start collecting again. Recently bought this Darth Talon statue.
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