Dinner time conversations gone wrong.

[El Presidente]

Why did I come home early

Apparently.....the correct answer to my son's dinner table question of "what was Jesus's last name".....is not ....CHRIST.

Furthermore my wife pointed out....firmly:

"JC was NOT his nickname"

" It was KC and the Sunshine band.....not JC...and they didn't come from Nazareth"

"Jesus did not have a dog"

I just want to clarify those issues for anyone else who may have been confused

...She prefers it when I am in Melbourne...Sydney...New York...Havana..Anywhere else

[CIGARHead]

One of the Great Mysteries of the World: Why, and more importantly, How - is Rob still married?

Joking aside, I went through this type scenario a few weeks back where it seemed that the wife was jumping on me for the littlest of things. I figure to just keep playing dumb, stare at the wall and drool and she'll leave me alone.

[El Presidente]

The older kids were in stitches. Tom (9) was not convinced Jesus had a dog but somehow convinced him the precursor to the modern sheep dog was the "Goat dog"

..It has a slightly coarser coat

[MIKA27]

...She prefers it when I am in Melbourne...Sydney...New York...Havana..Anywhere else

Well, what are you doing in QLD mate, head on back and lets have a few drinks and cigars!

Jesus is not Jesus Christ anyway, the youth don't really take to religion unless you make Jesus more 'hip' so lets call him: "BUDDY CHRIST!"

[Warren]

Count yourself lucky, my Wife has just asked me to write an email to her sister explaining why she should be patient because her new boyfriend hasn't called her in 4 days.

I'd rather say nice things about Kevin Rudd.

[El Presidente]

Count yourself lucky, my Wife has just asked me to write an email to her sister explaining why she should be patient because her new boyfriend hasn't called her in 4 days.

I'd rather say nice things about Kevin Rudd.

Wazz...you know I am good at penning those sort of things...you only need ask

[Warren]

Wazz...you know I am good at penning those sort of things...you only need ask

That's right, I forgot you were Jeays St. Leading relationship councilor.

[OZCUBAN]

Why did I come home early

Apparently.....the correct answer to my son's dinner table question of "what was Jesus's last name".....is not ....CHRIST.

Furthermore my wife pointed out....firmly:

"JC was NOT his nickname"

" It was KC and the Sunshine band.....not JC...and they didn't come from Nazareth"

"Jesus did not have a dog"

I just want to clarify those issues for anyone else who may have been confused

...She prefers it when I am in Melbourne...Sydney...New York...Havana..Anywhere else

sometimes you just have to open your mouth been there done that

[Yoruba Hacker]

Good thing he didn't ask what the "H" stood for.

[El Presidente]

That's right, I forgot you were Jeays St. Leading relationship councilor.

And I am Cheap!

Downside (to be fair) is I have yet to save a mate's relationship with the Mrs or Fiancee.

[Warren]

And I am Cheap!

Downside (to be fair) is I have yet to save a mate's relationship with the Mrs or Fiancee.

Yes but perhaps it's the Mate that you have saved.

[khomeinist]

Count yourself lucky, my Wife has just asked me to write an email to her sister explaining why she should be patient because her new boyfriend hasn't called her in 4 days.

I'd rather say nice things about Kevin Rudd.

Lol. Now that is funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Be sure to write that he is 'finding himself', 'insecure about his future', 'feeling unworthy', etc.

Good luck!

[CigarmanTim]

Maybe it is best that you don't talk

[asmith]

I'm sure there is some passage in the Bilbe right around Joel, Amos and Micah that states JC had a dog. JC would have had to have a dog, Moses had two dogs there for a while, but I can confirm JC regularly rode a British motor bike.

[OZCUBAN]

[Kangaroo495]

Noah had a couple of dogs - for sure. And some giraffes probably

[Ken Gargett]

not christ? what then? and where does the christ come from? seriously? clearly i did not take enough notice in sunday school.

i do remember a mate in a pub in he lake district in england one christmas, we'd had a few drinks, and he got up to give a speech to the 120 or so bemused locals, about the true meaning of christmas and how it had been perverted. in the midst he goes, " after all, christ didn't die on the cross at christmas so we could go shopping'. dead silence. he looks at me.

'that's easter' at least i knew that.

'really? what's christmas?'

'when he was born'

'really?'

and without breaking stride returned to his speech, suitably corrected.

worst thing i've said (or possibly best), was one night a few years back when i was out with a girl i'd seen four or five times. she said something about we could do so and so when she moved in.

completely and utterly innocently, i said (and without thinking, it must be added), 'move into what?'

the look on her face told me i had absolutely said the wrong thing but i had no idea what or why.

silence. about 60 seconds later, it dawns on me.

way too late.

needless to say that was our final evening.

(after all, how the hell was i suppose to twig? she'd seen my place so it never occured to me she'd want to live there). i might add she was actually very attractive and seemingly, until that moment, sane.

[Kangaroo495]

worst thing i've said (or possibly best), was one night a few years back when i was out with a girl i'd seen four or five times. she said something about we could do so and so when she moved in.

completely and utterly innocently, i said (and without thinking, it must be added), 'move into what?'

the look on her face told me i had absolutely said the wrong thing but i had no idea what or why.

silence. about 60 seconds later, it dawns on me.

way too late.

needless to say that was our final evening.

(after all, how the hell was i suppose to twig? she'd seen my place so it never occured to me she'd want to live there). i might add she was actually very attractive and seemingly, until that moment, sane.

Judging by the stories we hear about the state of your place, you may have missed out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity