Wise old biker

[Kangaroo495]

Not sure how suitable it is for the forum. Judging by the other jokes, I think it should be ok.

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike, and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with a wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am."

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger."

[First Lady]

[Jesuscookies]

I Lol'ed

[Ethernut]

Lisa, you and Denise make sure you wash your hands before sending me anymore cigars!

[greenpimp]

I, too, enjoy a good cheeseburger.