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[Ken Gargett]

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant, and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

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There were three Indian squaws. One slept with a buck, one slept with an elk, and the third slept with a hippopotamus. All three became pregnant, and the first two each had magical animal children. The one who slept with the hippopotamus gave birth to Ken Gargett. This goes to show why Ken is drawn to rivers and lakes, but always displaces considerably more than his own weight in water.