Weekend Joke.

[El Presidente]

Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red , orange , and blue .

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

'Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

[MIKA27]

BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

[shrink]

Laughed out loud at that one!

[Guest rob]

That is definitely not a Dad joke.

Way to clever

[kjellfrick]

Jeez, what a brilliant riposte!

[sounddust]

Wow.

Maybe your dad should adopt him

[gerem]

That's a great answer

[regor1]

I liked that.

[habone]

El dente, so your Pop got stoned once... was that the weed he confiscated off you? Are you a pothead focker?

[sliver54]

LOL

[Smooth]

Without a doubt the funniest comment of the month for me!!!

Like shrink, I too laughed out loud...

...With a mouthful of red wine, the shirt im wearing is a write off... but its still worth the laugh!

[JMN]

Ha! loved it,