El Presidente Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red , orange , and blue . My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: 'Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKA27 Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Laughed out loud at that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rob Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 That is definitely not a Dad joke. Way to clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjellfrick Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Jeez, what a brilliant riposte! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sounddust Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Wow. Maybe your dad should adopt him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerem Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 That's a great answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regor1 Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 I liked that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habone Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 El dente, so your Pop got stoned once... was that the weed he confiscated off you? Are you a pothead focker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sliver54 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Without a doubt the funniest comment of the month for me!!! Like shrink, I too laughed out loud... ...With a mouthful of red wine, the shirt im wearing is a write off... but its still worth the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMN Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Ha! loved it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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