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Posted

congratulations rob, the well expressed plight of everyman. i figure that i am always in trouble, that constant state of preparedness has kept me alive this long. i agree with maverick.... as long as you know you were right, go for the silent victory. and maverick you have every right to be scared.... i know your wife too!

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» TORA TORA TORA

»

» Blindsided today....never saw it coming :no:

»

» ....I am such an amateur.

Always be worried when they go quiet, it means they are thinking how to REALLY get you....:surprised:

Posted

» No seriously........yes....I am in the doghouse again but I need to know

» whether I should push forward on what is good solid arguing ground (rare

» for me), or head to the florist and plan a strategic retreat.

»

» I am thinking victory is not worth the price......but I have never

» won an argument before :lol:

Rob. Dont argue. Now this here is a bit overboard, but hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....ouch!:-(

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/5235856/detail.html

Posted

If mine didn't have a ***** I would not tolerate her.:confused:

Posted

» TORA TORA TORA

»

» Blindsided today....never saw it coming :no:

»

» ....I am such an amateur.

Yep, woman are like TNT, highly volatile and will explode when handled incorrectly (which is all the time).

Posted

C'mon guys, the answer is an absolute NO unless of course you are on your way to a different woman. But why would you want to train a new one anyway? Lifes too short.

Posted

» No seriously........yes....I am in the doghouse again but I need to know

» whether I should push forward on what is good solid arguing ground (rare

» for me), or head to the florist and plan a strategic retreat.

»

» I am thinking victory is not worth the price......but I have never

» won an argument before :lol:

My advice:

You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer any questions.

Anything you say may and will be used against you at a later time.

As you discuss this matter, you have a right to stop answering her questions at any time you desire.

You have a right to a lawyer before speaking, to remain silent until you can talk to him or her, and to have your lawyer present when you are being questioned.

If you want a lawyer but cannot afford one, one will be provided to you at great cost.

Do you understand each of these rights I have explained to you?

Now that I have advised you of your rights, are you willing to answer her questions without an attorney present?

Posted

» TORA TORA TORA

»

» Blindsided today....never saw it coming :no:

»

I think the main thing to remember in arguing with women is the line Jack Nicholson used in As Good As It Gets :

Girl : "How is it you can write so much like a woman?"

Jack : " I think of a man. Then I take away all REASON & ACCOUNTABILTY"

There you have it. You can't use logic or reason, & they won't accept any blame, so you're basically f@%*d.:yes:

Good line to keep you amused while you're being yelled at though..:-)

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» It could be worse Rob,,, You could be married to Ken!

»

By the exchanges they have on this board, I thought they already were. Probably the reason the wife is mad.:lol3:

Guest gorob23
Posted

I won one from "Yes Dear" once then we got married and she made me have the "4LP" and from that point on I have been toast.....

Rob let her have this victory and go light one up, pour some rum and after 5 mintues you will realize you really won :ok:

Rob:cool:

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perhaps members of the forum would be interested to know that i returned from my week away to get a thinned, strained (possibly castrated) voice on the machine asking if it wouldn't be too much trouble (he has never been nice to me before so she must really have done a job on him) for me to check the forum occasionally on return while he is absent.

1. what did you really do?

2. didn't we go thru this 'oh, things are all right' stage with the forgotten 40th and then we found out that it really wasn't quite so alright?

3. how could you possibly think things would be all right and i don't even know what you did?

4. if she goes for the divorce, can we do a big lunch with your humidor so there is less to go to her and the lawyers?

5. it is possible to win an argument with a woman - you just have to make certain that at no stage do they ever find out your real name.

6. repeat 1.

ps - if she gets the humidor, does it mean we no longer get plugged cigars?

Posted

1. I am assuming members of the forum mean "make up sex" as in with your wife?.....just checking.

2. Ken, there was nothing singularly that I did wrong. I was given the 6th monthly tune up of everything I have done wrong over the past 180 days ( I must say that the list was impressive).

3. Capped off that I forgot to collect my son from Karate last Tuesday evening (It was Melbourne cup day and I may have been intoxicated). Not that I knew he was at Karate, not that I was told nor was it essential I was there as his friend and friends dad (family friends) live down the road and drop him home from Karate regularly.

Son's comment in the morning was a classic.

" How can one man get in so much trouble"

Posted

» No seriously........yes....I am in the doghouse again but I need to know

» whether I should push forward on what is good solid arguing ground (rare

» for me), or head to the florist and plan a strategic retreat.

»

» I am thinking victory is not worth the price......but I have never

» won an argument before :lol:

Arguing with a woman is like getting into a pissing contest with a skunk.

Short answer to your question -- even if you win the argument, you still lose.

Posted

I think parts of this are fitting for this thread........

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Posted

» Son's comment in the morning was a classic.

»

» " How can one man get in so much trouble"

1. There is no such thing as a 6th month tune up. You must think like this, it is a daily checkup which will be on their records for the half yearly performance review.

2. When in trouble, it is never just one thing.

3. Woman - esp GFs and Wives, expect that since we "know" them, we are to be mind readers.

As for your son's comment, it is a beauty. I love to hear your reply.

I would have said in return, "Wait till you growup and have girlfriends"

Once he is married, give him 1 year and then say, "Do you understand now?"

  • 3 years later...
Posted

Complete Confusion. I forgot the flowers.

However, all is hunky dorey....like nothing has ever happened.

Very much like the eye of the storm......almost Stepford wives quality to it all...smiles, hugs, conversation :lookaround:

I am going to sleep with one eye open image144.gif

Posted

» Complete Confusion. I forgot the flowers.

»

» However, all is hunky dorey....like nothing has ever happened.

»

» Very much like the eye of the storm......almost Stepford wives quality to

» it all...smiles, hugs, conversation :lookaround:

»

» I am going to sleep with one eye open image144.gif

Glad all is better(never well). I was going to suggest NO ACTION. You know you are right and she will never see it your way, or admit it.

A few weeks ago the wife was ragging on me about something that really ticked me off. I kept on working in the kitchen without even looking up. She asked if I heard her and I said yes. She asked me if I had anything to say and I said no, without even looking up. That really got her goat and I WIN. Now she was as mad as I was so I considered all to be EVEN. I told her I have never won an argument yet so I was not going to try. Over and Out.:-D

Posted

» Complete Confusion. I forgot the flowers.

»

» However, all is hunky dorey....like nothing has ever happened.

»

» Very much like the eye of the storm......almost Stepford wives quality to

» it all...smiles, hugs, conversation :lookaround:

»

» I am going to sleep with one eye open image144.gif

GOOD GOD ROB.

She is ready to strike. When they are quiet and pretending that it is all better, it is really F*#k'ed up!

My wife has said that I have to tell you that no man will ever win an argument, I had to say that because well, i am scared.

Posted

In the history of the world, only a few had the rare power of winning an arguement with a woman. They did not live long enough to tell the tale.

I associate winning an argument against a woman like turning back the tides, stopping the sun...etc.

So unless you have Godlike powers....

I personally use a golden rule:

Take any victory only when you can, no matter how small. Cause victories of any kind is hard to come by.

When it seems to be like to Her to be a major argument, beat a retreat. So that you will survive and fight another day.

BTW, Housework is a winner to soothe woman (like majestic beautiful beasts that they are). The amount of it however, is dependent on how mad she was. Flowers after an argument is like putting a Bullseye on yourself (only good for special occasions, better if it is done randomly).

As for it not happening, El Prez, if I was you - be prepare. It is the Eye of the Storm... It is going to blow, HARD!!

Need 2 eyes wide open.:surprised:

» Complete Confusion. I forgot the flowers.

»

» However, all is hunky dorey....like nothing has ever happened.

»

» Very much like the eye of the storm......almost Stepford wives quality to

» it all...smiles, hugs, conversation :lookaround:

»

» I am going to sleep with one eye open image144.gif

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