Ken Gargett Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice, at the casino. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'[/size] As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... 'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She kissed and hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'F...'d if I know - I thought you were watching.' MORAL OF THE STORY - ]Not all Irish are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb But all men are the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Very good. We're not all stupid, just most of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csgrip Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Eist moran agus can beagan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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