Wiley Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 Don't read this if you're easily offended by Americans making fun of other countries (which in this case is not including Australia!). And yes, I know this has gone around before, but hopefully some of you can *giggle* along with Ken! THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , Ruled by Nuts.
Ken Gargett Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 i think most of us are just stunned that someone from america knows that there are other countries.
Wiley Posted January 6, 2009 Author Posted January 6, 2009 Ouch! That wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true!
asmith Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 i think most of us are just stunned that someone from america knows that there are other countries. Thank God you have never considered being a diplomat Ken.
Ken Gargett Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Thank God you have never considered being a diplomat Ken. why on earth would you think that?
asmith Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 why on earth would you think that? I don't know, perhaps your love of Kiwis?
Guest robustog Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Are those true places(countries) in that there joke? I'll have to git me a map.
Ken Gargett Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 I don't know, perhaps your love of Kiwis? we are talking countries, not wannabee refugee camps. you don't send diplomats to nz, you send prison guards.
Colt45 Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 you don't send diplomats to nz, you send prison guards. Oh, I thought Oz was the penile colony.
Ken Gargett Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Oh, I thought Oz was the penile colony. and there we go again. did you miss out last night?
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