Kiwi shipwreck


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A Kiwi was washed up on a beach

after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep, whom he named colt,

and a sheepdog, named shrink (figured i may as well get in first) were washed up with him. After looking around,

he realized

that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two

animal

companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus

clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for

romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the

lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm

around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of colt, growled

fiercely until the

man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets

together, but

there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another

shipwreck.

The only survivor was Helen Clarke.

That evening, the man brought Helen to the evening beach

ritual. It was

another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle

breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man

started to

get 'those feelings' again..

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in

and leaned

over to Helen and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Helen batted

her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for

him.

He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?

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