Ken Gargett Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep, whom he named colt, and a sheepdog, named shrink (figured i may as well get in first) were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of colt, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Helen Clarke. That evening, the man brought Helen to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Helen and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Helen batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Blinking her eyes didn't work on George, either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted October 29, 2008 Author Share Posted October 29, 2008 » Blinking her eyes didn't work on George, either... » » love that. shrink, i have another helen clark one which rob tells me i'll be able to post with the new site which is being finished a year ago. it is an all time classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 » » I have always thought that Helen was such a strange name for such an ugly man. By the look on her face do you think George just let one go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 so sad. no hard feelings though. » » » » » » » » Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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