BlackFriar Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 A young couple joined a new church and the pastor told them, 'We require all new member couples to abstain from sex for one whole month.' The couple agreed, but after two weeks returned to see the pastor. The wife was crying and the husband was obviously depressed. 'You are back so soon, is there a problem?' inquired the pastor. 'We did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month,' the young man replied sadly. 'The first week we managed to abstain through sheer will power. The second week was terrible and as we began the third week we were powerless.' The pastor asked what happened. The young man replied, 'My wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I had my way with her right then and there. 'It was lustful, loud, and passionate. It lasted over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched in sweat.' The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church.' 'We understand,' said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckymtn22 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 HA HA ... Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tampa1257 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 A: You can always find a better Church B: There is a Lowes near by as well, screw Home Depot (Well they sort of already did) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gostgost Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew261 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Isn't Home Depot's slogan: "you can do it, we can help"??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby07 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 » Isn't Home Depot's slogan: "you can do it, we can help"??? Now, that's funny!!! Good joke... good followup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudius Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Not my kind of church, that. I much prefer the places they call "La Casa del Habano". Smithy told me that you can see grown men smoke poles all day long there :-| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugwumpy Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 » Smithy told me that you can see grown men smoke poles all » day long there :-| Ouch! I thought that was across the street from the Czar House..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FDNYGUY360 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 » Isn't Home Depot's slogan: "you can do it, we can help"??? LOL! Good follow up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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