olympic quotes

[trumpetchris]

Saw these on another board. Funny stuff.

Check these out. Actual quotes from commentators during the Olympics!

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .

I saw her ****** this morning during her warm up and it was

amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I

speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my

mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some

deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think

we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition

doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife

of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like

they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so

well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls

and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

[aavkk]

nice, a couple really good ones in there.

[csgrip]

» 9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so

» well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls

» and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

What wrong with that- doesn't everyone's wife kiss their balls? For luck I mean:-P

[Ken Gargett]

they are terrific but they have doing the rounds for a few years.

i've just listened to that idiot raylene boyle with the women's 200 metres sprint - won by the jamaican who won it last time as well. "winning the same event twice, what a unique situation." do these people have any concept of just how the english language works?

[zuma]

» they are terrific but they have doing the rounds for a few years.

» i've just listened to that idiot raylene boyle with the women's 200 metres

» sprint - won by the jamaican who won it last time as well. "winning the

» same event twice, what a unique situation." do these people have any

» concept of just how the english language works?

Damn... that bloody woman's commentary has ruined the telecast of the olympics on 7... and it is not just her language... and that on top of no Roy and HG late night commentary. Most disappointing coverage.

[Guest Warren]

****** , I'll show you some ******/

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Fooled ya:-D