A Blonde Story

[First Lady]

This gave me a huge laugh this morning :-D

A Blonde Story ...

A blonde gets a job as a teacher.

She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids

are running around having fun.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'Are you OK?' she says.

'Yes,' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids you know,' she says.

'It's best I stay here,' he says.

'Why?' says the blonde.

The boy says: 'Because I'm the f_cking goalie'

Come on Ken... I am waiting for it... 'this is from the joke book from 1956' ;-)

[Guest Warren]

Made me giggle Lisa .:-D

I needed that tonight.

[Colt45]

:lol:

Blond jokes are fun......

Why'd the blond climb over the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.

[BlackFriar]

Lisa & Colt,

Short but funny jokes that gave me a good laugh when I really needed one. Mind you the drugs the docs have put me on for my back make for a very receptive audience.

[Ken Gargett]

no, that one i liked. congrats to whoever gave you the new joke book.

[tigger]

Good one Lise!

Can't recall if I've seen or posted this one here before:

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a cop, we could have avoided all of this."

:-P