Defending the indefensible

[SmokinAl]

» What were we talking about? Or defending? I lost track...

It was a position but now I think it's my nuts.

[Ken Gargett]

» » You get Zana anywhere near your bloody couch and I'm going for the upper

» » cut. (You know what I'm talking about).

»

» Settle pettle.

»

» Work out what the fight was really about, sort it out and move on.

hi all. i'm just back and what do i find. the asylum is still in full swing. rob giving marriage advice. i believe hi snext series of seminars are to be squeezed between mugabe's lectures on democracy and human rights and paul gallen on rocket science.

[GoSteelers]

Just have her watch this!

best Penn & Teller Bullshit ever

the whole episode in 3 parts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAmp9U9E-J0&feature=related

[Curt]

» I found myself involved in a fascinating discussion last night. I knew it

» was bound to happen. It was only a matter of time until my beloved fiancée

» dropped from a great height with the ol’ second hand smoke complaint. Not

» that second hand smoke had anything to do with it of course, we were just

» cranky about other crap.

»

» So given that this topic is bound to rear its ugly head again (Susanna is

» nothing if not persistent), I thought I might throw it to you, my peers,

» is there a perfect argument to the accusation “You’re killing me with your

» smoke”?

»

» Or I should I just leave home now before it’s too late?

There are two kinds of fiancées.

Those who are marrying the man they want and those who are marrying a man that they will turn into the man they want.

[SmokinAl]

My thanks to all of you who so kindly put so much thought into an un-baised and reasonable approach to my problem.

I'm delighted to say that I can now smoke anywhere I want!

Right now, I choose to be sitting out on the front porch in 12 degree weather becuase I find that shivering my arse off whilst smoking has automated ashing the cigar. That's all.

(ps: Colt ,the reason the single guys don't listen to the married guys is probably the same reason that the married guys didn't listen to the other married guys. Watta ya goin ta do?)

[Colt45]

» (ps: Colt ,the reason the single guys don't listen to the married guys is

» probably the same reason that the married guys didn't listen to the other

» married guys. Watta ya goin ta do?)

I know Al...... some day we'll get to chat :-)

[SmokinAl]

» I know Al...... some day we'll get to chat :-)

Has to happen. That'd be too much fun!

[Guest Warren]

Hey Al did you get my email the other day ?

[Guest CheapBastid]

» is there a perfect argument to the accusation “You’re killing me with your

» smoke”?

»

» Or I should I just leave home now before it’s too late?

Arguing with a woman is dangerous business, but in the interest of keeping an even keel on the issue I really enjoyed Joe Jackson's take:

http://www.joejackson.com/news.php?id=81&m=07&y=2007

As well as the Penn and Teller Bullsh!t episode.

[Guest Warren]

A wise toilet technician by the name of Kenny once said.

" Why get married , cut out the middleman and just find someone you hate and give them a house"