Chinese Wedding Night

[First Lady]

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatc hu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls. Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....

'You want.........Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?'

:-D

[Ken Gargett]

so you found that missing 'best jokes of 1952' book.

[Evo03]

Thanks for posting, Lisa.

I got a laugh out of it.

[smokum]

69 is Moo Goo Guy Pan anyway.

[Guibou]

:rotfl:

[jb007]

hahaha, nice :-P

[GoSteelers]

Beef & Brocolli

[tacmedic]

Ha Ha, Me make very special Wonton soup for you:-D

[anacostiakat]

:-D

It was going to be Gen Cho's Chicken for her. . .

[Mel]

I thought 69 was pork n tuna.:-|

[Loki]

Sound more like cucumber and fish special.