They\'re funny folk those Kiwis

[northo]

Did you all see this a couple of months ago? One of my favourite news stories ever.

SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html

[El Presidente]

» Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a

» large role in Cradock's life.

»

No **** Sherlock

[Wiley]

ROFLMAO!

[Colt45]

» SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after

» telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him

» speak "Australian".

Doesn't Ken have a wombat costume?

[smokum]

Oops..I meant to use the picture of that wombat thing. Sorry Ken.

[El Presidente]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Nice one Bob

[shrink]

Personally, I think it is in very bad taste, and probably a violation of one's rights of privacy, to post pictures of people who have been raped by wombats.

[SmokinAl]

» Personally, I think it is in very bad taste, and probably a violation of

» one's rights of privacy, to post pictures of people who have been raped by

» wombats.

Ken doesn't seem too much the worse for the experience though. Matter of fact, he looks quite happy...

[smokum]

»

With all due respect to you folks down under...whay the HELL have you been doing to these animals ? That is one ugly sonsabitch. Looks like he took to the lurgy and needs a kip.

[mkz]