better dead than kiwi

[Ken Gargett]

better dead than kiwi, except of course for any kiwis playing the hated waratahs.

GO THE CRUSADERS!!

Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for

the imminent birth of their respective children.

One is an Australian, one a New Zealander and the other a West Indian.

They are all very nervous and pacing the floor - as you do in these

situations.

All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the double doors saying

"Gentlemen you won't believe this but your wives have all had their

babies within 5 minutes each other.

"The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy. "And," said the

doctor, "they have all had little boys.

"The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over.

"However we do have one slight problem," the doctor said. "In all the

confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery and

we would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help identify

them.

"With that the Aussie raced passed the doctor and bolted to the

nursery.

Once inside he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks saying,

"There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!

"The doctor looked bewildered and said, "Well sir of all the babies I

would have thought that maybe this child could be of West Indian descent.

"That's as maybe," said the Aussie, "but one of the other two is a

bloody Kiwi and I'm not taking the risk.

[Claudius]

:lol2: :lol2:

[Guest Warren]

Ken I think by now you must be on wanted posters at Auckland airport.

[Ken Gargett]

» Ken I think by now you must be on wanted posters at Auckland airport.

»

and yet, as much as i hate the thought, i will be in the pub (in the hunter so surrounded by redneck tahs fans) screaming for the crusaders. only thing that can make me support a kiwi team is them playing the hated tahs.

GO CRUSADERS!!

[shrink]

Ken, you forgot the best part of the story...

The Kiwi had second choice, and he grabbed the Aussie kid and ran.

[Guest Warren]

» Ken, you forgot the best part of the story...

»

» The Kiwi had second choice, and he grabbed the Aussie kid and ran.

I hope he didn't forget his Jandles , ut's virry dufficult to trundle along wuth out thim.

He probably went straight down to the milk bar for some fush and chups and a nice cold L&P