Joke of the day (kinda dirty)

[mkz]

The seven little dwarfs went to the Vatican for an audience with the Pope.

-Are there any dwarf-nuns here in the Vatican? Asked Dopey.

-No, said the Pope, there are no dwarf-nuns here in the Vatican.

The other dwarfs giggled in the background.

-Are there any dwarf-nuns in Europe? Asked Dopey.

-No, said the Pope, there are no dwarf-nuns in Europe.

The other dwarfs giggled even more in the background.

-Okey, said Dopey with a nervous voice. Are there any dwarf-nuns whatsoever in the whole, wide, world?

-Unfortunately no, said the Pope. There are no dwarf-nuns whatsoever in the whole, wide, world. That I am certain about.

For a second everything got quiet. Then the other six dwarfs started to laugh:

-Dopey has fu**ed a Penguin!!!

[Mel]

I laughed.

[First Lady]

So did I :-D

[El Presidente]

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