SmokinAl Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Those beach umbrellas are laid out with military precision!
Guest Warren Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Oh my god , it looks like people soup. I see a huge market for condoms. I'm so glad I live in a country where you can walk onto the beach north of Brisbane and be the only one there. As for the pool , can you imagine how much kiddy urine must be floating around in there. MMMMM the water has a tangy taste today.
brooklyn Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Reminds me of Coney Island when I was a kid in the Fifties... a million people on a patch of sand. Throw some extra bleach into the pool!:cool:
zuma Posted March 28, 2008 Author Posted March 28, 2008 » Oh my god , it looks like people soup. » I see a huge market for condoms. I'm so glad I live in a country where » you can walk onto the beach north of Brisbane and be the only one there. » » As for the pool , can you imagine how much kiddy urine must be floating » around in there. » MMMMM the water has a tangy taste today. I see no portable dunny-arrays on the beach! so... no dunnies?!... there is only one obvious place to satisfy those physiological needs... Forget CO2 emissions! Stuff like this is causing the melting of the polar ice mass and global warming...
BlackFriar Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 What's the old line about marching a column of Chinese six across endlessly into the sea? And on that note, I'm going to skip out of the office and go smoke a connie 3 on company time. Cheers, Chris
BlackFriar Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 » Wouldn't it be fun to chuck a Chokito in there:lookaround: Hey Al, for those of us north of the equator just what the hell is a chokito? I assume it likes chinese food. :-D
Guest Warren Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 » » Wouldn't it be fun to chuck a Chokito in there:lookaround: » » Hey Al, for those of us north of the equator just what the hell is a » chokito? I assume it likes chinese food. :-D That would be a kind of chocolate bar that looks a bit like a ****, when seen floating in a pool could lead the swimmers to think someone had an accident and beat a hasty retreat. The next day as the pool man is scrubbing the empty pool he finds said choccy bar and eats it much to the disgust of people looking on . Hey that might make a funny scene in a movie.;-)
dolly Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 Where is the beach? I would love to go and take a look myself.
SmokinAl Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 » That would be a kind of chocolate bar that looks a bit like a ****, when » seen floating in a pool could lead the swimmers to think someone had an » accident and beat a hasty retreat. » The next day as the pool man is scrubbing the empty pool he finds said » choccy bar and eats it much to the disgust of people looking on . » Hey that might make a funny scene in a movie.;-) I have no problem with borrowing from the greats such as Caddy Shack. Call it an homage.
Caesar Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 Wow. Just wow. I promise to never again complain about Jersey Shore beaches.
Fuzz Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 You could always hang out at the water park...
zuma Posted November 15, 2008 Author Posted November 15, 2008 Got these pic from a mate... Being in Western Australia, where one can always find a clean white sand beach to oneself (and your own shark), these pics of a beach in China were a bit of a shock... I am certain that they are all having a great time... but darn!
SmokinAl Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 » You could always hang out at the water park... » » Wouldn't it be fun to chuck a Chokito in there:lookaround:
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