CIGARHead Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat Thursday , March 27, 2008 [link=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html ]Link[/link] SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian". Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported. The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know." Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work. Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Didnt see this when I made my post. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Here is a pic of the wombat in question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Warren Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Bloody typical Wombat. Eats , roots and leaves. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 my applologies Rob, I screwed the title up. I know Ken is the Kiwi, not you. You are just a fruit. :-| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 » SMithy and I are doing our SLR DC tasting this afternoon....look » forward to showing him this :-D You mean Smithy is the boy wonder?!? Does that make you.....................batman?................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 » Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat by wombat or batman? » » Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 » SMithy and I are doing our SLR DC tasting this afternoon....look forward to showing him this :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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