Ken Gargett Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 just the messenger... news report just in - After his break up with Heather, Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said that notwithstanding the unpleasantness of the divorce, he would still prefer it if we called her Heather. in the interests of good taste, i have deleted the vast majority of tasteless, cruel, one might even say prosthetic jokes doing the rounds but a couple have been deemed marginally acceptable. A miner in Africa recently had an accident and lost a leg. He reportedly said to his mate "I'm screwed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate suggested he call Sir Paul McCartney. Finally, a major musical discovery has been made with the recent discovery of the lyrics to a previously unheard Beatles' song. the lyrics are attributed to John Lennon. I lay upon a grassy bank My hands were all a quiver I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 I retract all previous posts that we missed you............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 » Finally, a major musical discovery has been made with the recent discovery » of the lyrics to a previously unheard Beatles' song. the lyrics are » attributed to John Lennon. yoko ono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 you kill me....I mean kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinAl Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I thought it was funny. Always happy when the crowd are laughing at someone elses expense (i.e. not mine). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skindiver Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 After that, Ken may not be banned from singing Beatles tunes in Havana after all! Though that is still pending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiley Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 » » Finally, a major musical discovery has been made with the recent » discovery » » of the lyrics to a previously unheard Beatles' song. the lyrics are » » attributed to John Lennon. » » yoko ono. "shivers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taino Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Could someone explain Ken what "censure" means? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Warren Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I'm surprised that she got as much as she did in the settlement. Considering she represented herself , I thought she wouldn't have a leg to stand on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 » I'm surprised that she got as much as she did in the settlement. » Considering she represented herself , I thought she wouldn't have a leg to » stand on. Hopefully Sir Paul will find someone with more beauty and integrity to fill her shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 » I'm surprised that she got as much as she did in the settlement. » Considering she represented herself , I thought she wouldn't have a leg to » stand on. That's a bit of a knee-jerk reaction, wouldn't you say? Though I can understand it - she is a blond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Warren Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I understand that to make some extra cash she will be on Po- Going with the stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 » I understand that to make some extra cash she will be on Po- Going with the » stars. I heard that as well, but she will be using her stage name....Eileen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 » » I understand that to make some extra cash she will be on Po- Going with » the » » stars. » » I heard that as well, but she will be using her stage name....Eileen. Background music by The Shins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 » » » I understand that to make some extra cash she will be on Po- Going » with » » the » » » stars. » » » » I heard that as well, but she will be using her stage name....Eileen. » » Background music by The Shins. They'll be playing their hit "Phantom Limb" every time she hops on stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 » » » I heard that as well, but she will be using her stage name....Eileen. » » » » Background music by The Shins. » » They'll be playing their hit "Phantom Limb" every time she hops on stage. It's been reported that she likes to kick back with a game of tibial pursuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 » » » » I heard that as well, but she will be using her stage » name....Eileen. » » » » » » Background music by The Shins. » » » » They'll be playing their hit "Phantom Limb" every time she hops on » stage. » » It's been reported that she likes to kick back with a game of tibial » pursuit. Femur?..I just met her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 » » It's been reported that she likes to kick back with a game of tibial » » pursuit. » » Femur?..I just met her! She loves hip-hop, her favorite song being Jump! by Kris Kros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 » I'm surprised that she got as much as she did in the settlement. » Considering she represented herself , I thought she wouldn't have a leg to » stand on. Well she sure got a leg up on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 » » » It's been reported that she likes to kick back with a game of tibial » » » pursuit. » » » » Femur?..I just met her! » » She loves hip-hop, her favorite song being Jump! by Kris Kros You sure? I always thought it was "Trip to my loo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I may be going out on a limb here, but I'd have to think she doesn't get much in the way of stocking stuffers at Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 » I may be going out on a limb here, but I'd have to think she doesn't get » much in the way » of stocking stuffers at Christmas. I'm sure she doesn't...but I did hear she's always first in line to get the turkey leg at Christmas dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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