Redneck Pickup lines

[First Lady]

1) Did you fart?

cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?

cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.

I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?

cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?

cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

Woman - "WHAT?"

Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

I really hope the boys aren't using these lines in Cuba..... they will be very lonely :-D

[cvm4]

What lines am I going to use now that mine are up for everyone to see?!

[aavkk]

Thanks for the laugh Lisa! Your the best.

[Loki]

That's just not right. :-D

[anacostiakat]

I thought those were good lines!

[TexaSmoke]

» 1) Did you fart?

» cuz you blew me away.

»

» 2) Are yer parents retarded?

» cuz ya sure are special.

»

» 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.

» I can't hold it in.

»

» 4) Do you have a library card?

» cuz I'd like to sign you out.

»

» 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?

» cuz I can see myself in em.

»

» 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

»

» 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light

» switch away.

»

» 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

» Woman - "WHAT?"

» Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

»

» 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

»

» 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

» I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

»

» 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

»

» 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

»

»

» and.... the best for last!

»

» 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts

» tighten up.

»

» I really hope the boys aren't using these lines in Cuba..... they will be

» very lonely :-D

What's so funny about these? I use number 6 all the time...How do you think I got married. :-D

[Colt45]

"hey sis, howz about a b!@w j@b"?

[sje]

why is it when i read these lines i have a southern american accent in my head, like the trailer park guy in the simpsons with 47 kids.

[soren]

Thanks for the laugh!

[Colt45]

» why is it when i read these lines i have a southern american accent in my

» head, like the trailer park guy in the simpsons with 47 kids.

perception can be so subjective.......

»