First Lady Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. I really hope the boys aren't using these lines in Cuba..... they will be very lonely :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cvm4 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 What lines am I going to use now that mine are up for everyone to see?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aavkk Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Thanks for the laugh Lisa! Your the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 That's just not right. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I thought those were good lines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexaSmoke Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 » 1) Did you fart? » cuz you blew me away. » » 2) Are yer parents retarded? » cuz ya sure are special. » » 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. » I can't hold it in. » » 4) Do you have a library card? » cuz I'd like to sign you out. » » 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? » cuz I can see myself in em. » » 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. » » 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light » switch away. » » 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" » Woman - "WHAT?" » Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." » » 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. » » 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? » I think he went inta this cheap motel room. » » 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. » » 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. » » » and.... the best for last! » » 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts » tighten up. » » I really hope the boys aren't using these lines in Cuba..... they will be » very lonely :-D What's so funny about these? I use number 6 all the time...How do you think I got married. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 "hey sis, howz about a b!@w j@b"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sje Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 why is it when i read these lines i have a southern american accent in my head, like the trailer park guy in the simpsons with 47 kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soren Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 » why is it when i read these lines i have a southern american accent in my » head, like the trailer park guy in the simpsons with 47 kids. perception can be so subjective....... » Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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