Crashed The Montesa


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» 4PM Sunday on front paddock.

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» Ingenious slalom time trial over the 2.5 acres.

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» Red wine and Seie De Connoisseur No 3 reported to be involved.

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» Bike in need of minor repairs.

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» Wife furious.

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» Weeping abbrasions healing slowly.

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are you ok though?

can you move all of your extremities on command?

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Ohhh ROB!!!

Reading this almost sent beer through my nose!

So you tossed the Mon-Tosser? You’re killing me!

Here is a little timely advice. When I worked for Yamaha we made a nice little scooter for the tots call a PW50. Buy one! It is a bit more powerful than the Mon-Tosser but it is closer to the ground, more agile, has knobby tires and you won’t be confused shifting gears as it is only one speed. I think is perfect for you.

As far as your children thinking you are an idiot… well, can’t help you there but maybe I can send them some Harley hats for Christmas and we can help them get through this Montesa period.

Nice pad by the way. All you need are a few horses out there grazing… then I would know you were and idiot. –LOL -Piggy

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» Awww you poor, poor wittle baby. Maybe you need some wittle twaining wheels

» until you get a wittle better at it.

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» TrainingWheelscopy.jpg

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» :cool:

LMAO, Mojito's through the nose stings too;-)

your 11 year old maybe right:-D glad you're ok though

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Haven't laughed this hard since I was bucked off my Triumph Bonneville in 1980. Stick to four wheels now... Jeeps, quads, walkers, kiddicars, etc.

Sheep droppings? Beginning to sound like a Gargett review here.

Nice estate, bwana...

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You know....you guys can stop any time.......

Fellow FOH local chapter member Phil Ball has the repairs all under control. He owns 32 bikes of his own so I am sure he knows what he is doing.

Yes I know....."More than can be said for you" :lol:

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» You know....you guys can stop any time.......

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» Fellow FOH local chapter member Phil Ball has the repairs all under

» control. He owns 32 bikes of his own so I am sure he knows what he is

» doing.

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» Yes I know....."More than can be said for you" :lol:

But where would the fun be then.... :-P

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  • 3 years later...

4PM Sunday on front paddock.

Ingenious slalom time trial over the 2.5 acres.

Red wine and Seie De Connoisseur No 3 reported to be involved.

Bike in need of minor repairs.

Wife furious.

Weeping abbrasions healing slowly.

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:rotfl: !ROTFLMAO!

It's tough when you oldest son who is 11 comes up to you, looks you in the eye and say's "Dad...your an idiot" :lol:

Part of our front yard Slalom course. I should have known better that to race on street slicks. I lost control cornering a eucalypt when the back tyre slid on some sheep droppings.

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