A Conversation With Jesus

[Curt]

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a scotch and cigar along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.

This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied, "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone.

I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but now, I have to finish your lawn."

[zuma]

[Guest Warren]

Kurt at this very moment urine is running down my left leg. :rotfl:

That guy was my waiter at a restaurant in Orlando once.

[El Presidente]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[CIGARHead]

yep..that just made my day..f'ing hilarious!

[Thomas]

» » I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but now, I have to finish

» your lawn."

roflmao,,,good one, thanks for the laugh

[Matthew]

Great one! I've re-told it many times since you posted this!

[happy1]

[shrink]

» I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but now, I have to finish

» your lawn."

"Sure, finish the lawn", I said. "But after that, please clean up the garden. And cut down that damned apple tree. It's caused nothing but trouble."

[Ginseng]

Curt, that is soooooo wrong, but so funny!

Thanks for the chuckle. :-D

Wilkey

[Tel RNB]

»No Christmas for you.;-)