El Presidente Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I refer to the previous thread on this matter calling for an intervention http://www.friendsofhabanos.com/board_entr...id=65683#p65683 Mike Machin (Macho) and I visited Ken's house yesterday evening to assess how our mate is travelling. In summary: 1. His fountain in the courtyard is now spurting "green" water. It has nothing to do with Christmas. 2. Boxes in the living area appear to have mulitplied although Ken swears he has removed twenty this week. 3. Bed still unmade (6PM) but boxes have been removed from ensuite. 4. Wine bottles strewn everywhere. 5. Ken asked us to remove our shoes....but we ignored him (still delusional) 6. Fridge contents only changed by a Pal dog food like substance in a tupperware container. We didn't ask for any dinner 7. Smoked some Cohiba Genios that I brought and Ken generously offered some Por Larranaga Petit Corona's. Ken also suppplied some excellent white wines neither of which were full bottles :-| 8. No Bruce Springsteen music to be heard. Playing Cuban music and wearing a Floridita T Shirt, torn shorts and thongs. Apparently St Vincent De Paul have recently visited. 9. Ken did not cut a slash at any time off the balcony. 10. The Possum has moved out of his home..... no doubt disgusted at how the neighbourhood has gone to hell. All in all some very small steps in the right direction. Will keep members informed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandman Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 You may want to take some antibiotics right now, just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guibou Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Obviously one big change, no pics allowed this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Trevor2118 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 » I'm waiting eagerly on Ken's reply..................:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 just found this nonsense. was going to ignore but when a man is as sad as the prez, i need to put the record straight. first. rob is an imbecile. » » Mike Machin (Macho) and I visited Ken's house yesterday evening to assess » how our mate is travelling. HE CAME AROUND BECAUSE HE HAD FINISHED WORK AND WAS LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE NOT TO GO HOME. IN TOW, HE BRINGS MACHO WHO HAS BEEN DRINKING SINCE 12. THIS WAS AT 6.30. HE ALSO CAME AROUND FOR FREE DRINKS (but is, of course, always welcome - i'm as charitable as the next bloke). AS PISSED AS MACHO WAS, IT IS THE FIRST TIME HE HAS BEEN TO MY PLACE WITHOUT SMASHING A REIDEL GLASS. » » In summary: » » 1. His fountain in the courtyard is now spurting "green" water. It has » nothing to do with Christmas. ROB IS COLOUR BLIND. I WOULD HAVE SAID MORE BROWN GREEN BUT AS SOON AS HE FIDDLES, TODAY SPURTING NOTHING. SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO FIX IT AND EVEN GET CLEAR WATER. » » 2. Boxes in the living area appear to have mulitplied although Ken swears » he has removed twenty this week. HE REALLY IS AN IDIOT. I HAVE TAKEN ABOUT 25 EMPTY BOXES OUT AND STORED THEM AWAY. THERE ARE ABOUT FOUR LEFT, FULL OF BOOKS. I HAVE A NEW BOOKCASE ON ORDER. OTEHRS ARE FULL. I STORED THE BOXES AWAY DOWNSTAIRS BECAUSE ROB WAS SHOWING EVERY SIGN OF WANTING TO USE THEM AS A MAKESHIFT HOME RATHER THAN GO HOME TO HIS WIFE AND FAMILY. » » 3. Bed still unmade (6PM) but boxes have been removed from ensuite. I LAST MADE MY BED AROUND 1978 (POSSIBLY A DECADE EARLIER). I'M THINKING THAT THE LAST TIME ROB MADE HIS WAS THE DAY BEFORE THE WEDDING. I DON'T SEE THE POINT. » » 4. Wine bottles strewn everywhere. WINE BOTTLES NEATLY LINED UP THOUGH THERE ARE A FEW AT THE MOMENT POSSIBLY GIVING THE IMPRESSION OF STREWING. » » 5. Ken asked us to remove our shoes....but we ignored him (still » delusional) I ASKED YOU TO KEEP THEM ON. I DON'T WANT YOUR SMELLY FEET ON MY CARPET. » » 6. Fridge contents only changed by a Pal dog food like substance in a » tupperware container. We didn't ask for any dinner YOU DID ASK FOR DINNER, THOUGH UNDER NO REAL ILLUSION OF BEING A CHANCE TO GET ANY. HAD YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED IN THE FRIDGE, AND NOT JUST PLAYED HANS CHRISTIAN AYALA AGAIN, YOU WOULD HAVE NOTED IT FULL OF FRESH FRUIT AND VEGIES (GRANTED THAT HAPPENS TO BE GOOD TIMING BUT...) » » 7. Smoked some Cohiba Genios that I brought and Ken generously offered » some Por Larranaga Petit Corona's. Ken also suppplied some excellent white » wines neither of which were full bottles :-| NEITHER IMPLIES TWO. YOU WERE SO PISSED YOU FAILED TO REALISE THAT THERE WERE THREE. THEY WERE NOT FULL AS I HAD JUST DONE A TASTING AND THESE WERE THE TOP ONES I HAD KEPT. YOU WERE ALSO OFFERED ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANTED INCLUDING SOME EXCELLENT UNOPENED 05 POMMARDS BUT CHOSE TO STICK TO THESE THREE. » » 8. No Bruce Springsteen music to be heard. Playing Cuban music and wearing » a Floridita T Shirt, torn shorts and thongs. Apparently St Vincent De Paul » have recently visited. THERE WAS A TINY NICK IN MY SHORTS FROM GARDENING AND PARDON ME FOR NOT DONNING THE BLACK TIE. NOT AS IF I WAS ENTERTAINING BRAD PITT AND GEORGE CLOONEY. I DO NOT OWN THONGS. I WAS IN BARE FEET. IT IS OKAY FOR MY FEET TO TOUCH MY CARPET, NOT YOURS. » » 9. Ken did not cut a slash at any time off the balcony. NO BUT MACHO MANAGED TO STUFF THE TOILET AND HAVE IT FLUSHING FOR A GOD 90 MINUTES NON STOP. WAY TO GO IN A DROUGHT. » » 10. The Possum has moved out of his home..... no doubt disgusted at how » the neighbourhood has gone to hell. THE POSSUM MOVED OUT AFTER YOU LAST VISITED, THE VERY EVENING. IT COMES BACK OCCASIONALLY TO VISIT. » » » All in all some very small steps in the right direction. Will keep members » informed. GOOD LUCK ON HAVING THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ahhh, the good life Ken... :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonM Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Is it just me or does Ken sound like he was actually offended? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strayvector Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 » » 3. Bed still unmade (6PM) but boxes have been removed from ensuite. I » LAST MADE MY BED AROUND 1978 (POSSIBLY A DECADE EARLIER). I'M THINKING » THAT THE LAST TIME ROB MADE HIS WAS THE DAY BEFORE THE WEDDING. I DON'T » SEE THE POINT. » » I'm with Ken on this one. Unless he's ***, no single guy would ever make his bed. The only time you make a bed is when you expect a woman to visit...so I guess in Ken's case, that would be 1978. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudius Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 » I'm with Ken on this one. Unless he's ***, no single guy would ever make » his bed. The only time you make a bed is when you expect a woman to » visit... Exactly :-D » so I guess in Ken's case, that would be 1978. LOL!! :lol2::lol2::lol2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Warren Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Rob I think it's time we stepped in and organised a working B at Kens. I think it's the only way to save him from a life of disorder. I think we should start with that water feature. we can get a guy in to clean it out. Then we could get a couple of guys to take care of the gardening. While all this is going on we could get some cleaning ladies in with their feather dusters to take care of all that clutter I know Ken never has anything in his fridge so we could get something delivered. And when its all done we could partay down. What ya think guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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