Ken Gargett Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 from a mate, and you have no idea how many i had to cut out just to get these. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it. Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? A. The cake jumps out of the girl. Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime? A. When the big hand touches the little hand... Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it
trumpetchris Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 ah, Michael Jackson jokes! My favorite of these is: What do Michael Jackson and a silver medalist at the Olympics have in common? - They both come in a little behind.
Tampa1257 Posted October 10, 2007 Posted October 10, 2007 Joke of the day..... (Have a good day)........... Happy Hour In Kentucky A hillbilly is driving down a street in Bowling Green. A sign in front of a Restaurant reads: Happy Hour Special... Lobster Tail and Beer "Lord almighty" he says to himself, "my three favorite things!!"
Guest Warren Posted October 10, 2007 Posted October 10, 2007 Love it Ken :-D Here's another Jackson joke for ya. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a jockey. The jockey has a licence to ride three year olds.
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