News Story--Sex and the Modern Woman rates Aussie men a flop

[Professor Twain]

Don't ask me how I came upon this story from the Herald Sun, but I thought that it might be of interest to the readers of this Board, and might provoke some discussion:

[link]http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22175361-2,00.html[/link]

Among the highlights:

SEX might be important to Australian women but it's also a bit of a let-down, a new global survey reveals.

The Sex and the Modern Woman report found Aussie women were the least satisfied in the bedroom.

Saudi Arabian women were the most fulfilled, followed by Mexican, Spanish, Italian and Venezuelan women.

Aussie women want it on tap

Australian women had the second highest desire for spontaneity, with 90 per cent rating it essential or important.

The report uncovered erectile dysfunction as a blight in Australia. Women reported the highest rate in their men, at 35 per cent.

:crying: :crying:

[Colt45]

Given the gist of much of the intra-Aussie banter here over the past few years, I can't

say that I'm really all that surprised.

[smokum]

Maybe Aussie men get bored and nod off while engaging in a 2 hour meaningful emotionally fulfilling discussion which is required with most women universally before they drop their drawers !!!

[Colt45]

» Maybe Aussie men get bored and nod off while engaging in a 2 hour

» meaningful emotionally fulfilling discussion which is required with most

» women universally before they drop their drawers !!!

Possible, but the article did state that women are looking for spontaneity - I choose to

imagine that they mean coed bathhouse shower sex after a day at the beach, or things

like elevator sex, etc.

And let us take a look at how some things have transpired here over the past couple

of years........

Our benevolent host used to talk about things like hunting in the Arnhemland, motorcycling

through Central America, etc, etc.

Just this past week, he told us, on this very forum, of his desire to pole dance while

wearing a lycra bodysuit.

What are we to think?

[GoatLocker]

As a sailor who makes the occassional port call in Oz, this is not such a bad thing. There is never a shortage of ladies lined up to get a little satisfaction!

I think the typical aussie's priority is

Drink... Fight... Rugby... Cricket... Sleep... Sex...

After being out to sea for 5 or 6 months, a sailor's priorities are a little different... Drink-Sex-Drink-Sex-Drink-Sex

[trumpetchris]

Send some over here. That accent is hot.

[Guest Warren]

Jees Prof. haven't you heard, sleep is the new sex.

Who the hell has the time or the energy to be spontaneous anyway.

I run my own business and after a hard day in the field , it's home to the office to hit the books.

My wife is either bitching about me not making enough money or not spending enough time with her. Can a man win , no.

But then I did marry a Yank.:-D

[nugget]

Wait until I have finished my cigar and appreciate what you get.

Even after a few beers and a bottle of wine I am ready to take....I mean give and much as I take.

[El Presidente]

The report uncovered erectile dysfunction as a blight in Australia. Women reported the highest rate in their men, at 35 per cent.

Mate, you should spend some time with some of our women....the constant droning, never ending, mindless banter would cause erectile dysfunction in most men. We could only hope for Mexican or Spanish women :-D

[Claudius]

» Mate, you should spend some time with some of our women....the constant

» droning, never ending, mindless banter would cause erectile dysfunction in

» most men.

Fortunately, you've got those conversations with Smithy and Ken that make up for it... :-D

[Tampa1257]

» Mate, you should spend some time with some of our women....the constant

» droning, never ending, mindless banter would cause erectile dysfunction in

» most men. We could only hope for Mexican or Spanish women :-D

Thats when you give them something to totally fill their mouth, that staops all the chatter, and can lead to them dropping their drawers.

[Guest Warren]

And can give you somewhere to put your ashtray .:-D

[smokum]

» And can give you somewhere to put your ashtray .:-D

:-D :-D :-D good one Warren....I think we need to see pics of the actual woman whininhg about it in the survey...we may find out that there is a good reason for all that dysfunction !!!

[shrink]

» Mate, you should spend some time with some of our women....the constant

» droning, never ending, mindless banter would cause erectile dysfunction in

» most men. We could only hope for Mexican or Spanish women :-D

[Guest cohiba]

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Viva Puerto Rico

Isla del encanto !!!!

[smokum]

Puerto Rican women are the hottest women on earth !

[Ben]

» Saudi Arabian women were the most fulfilled

Upon fear of death if they were to say otherwise?

[Mel]

» » Saudi Arabian women were the most fulfilled

»

» Upon fear of death if they were to say otherwise?

Good point. I can not imagine that in a culture where they wil not even show thier face they are hot in the sack.

A satisfied woman????? I ain't got that much money.;-) Just try to sneak up on one in the store grab and throw her on the floor for a good rough one and see what happens. Your going to jail mate for that spontanuity.:-(