could happen to anyone... !!!!

[Ken Gargett]

this was an article in today's age - website - (for overseas members, one of our better papers) and i assume also in other papers. had to check to see if it was april first.

Dwarf's penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner

August 21, 2007 - 6:45AM

A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

AFP

[El Presidente]

Ken

.....were you googling "Dwarf Sex" or "Penis" when you found this?

[Ken Gargett]

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would you believe - evans & tate winery goes into receivership. seriously. don't you just love the web. that was much more interesting (and a bit disappointed you don't see me as someone who carefully checks out the news on the better sites, which would presumably include the age).

[shrink]

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I fear that he was googling "Dwarf Penis", perhaps in search of something to improve the situation. That might be why he included "Vacuum cleaner".

[anacostiakat]

I hear the Palomar microscope is useful for that. It makes small things appear large at short distances. :-D

[smokum]

He should have tried a Dyson...I have heard of no instances of pee pee amputation !