Old Girlfriend

[First Lady]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept

staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby

table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking

right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been

sober since."

"My word!" said my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating

that long?"

So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.

[effinwill]

Good one. Whenever I post something like that, genders reversed, I'm accused of being a misogynist.

[smokum]

» Good one. Whenever I post something like that, genders reversed, I'm

» accused of being a misogynist.

And here I was nice on the Vegen thread just for you Lisa !

[anacostiakat]

Hah!

[Guest gorob23]

See that's just plain funny!!!:-D