an aussie, a kiwi....

[Ken Gargett]

A Kiwi, an Aussie, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train.

The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel.

The old woman, beautiful girl and the Aussie are sitting there looking perplexed. The Kiwi is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

The old woman is thinking: "That Kiwi must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped."

The Kiwi is thinking: "Damn it, that Aussie guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl. She thought it was me and slapped me by mistake."

The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Kiwi must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped."

The Aussie is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and punch that Kiwi again!"

[diab0lik]

Lol good one :-D

[tigger]

» A Kiwi, an Aussie, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a

» train.

» The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

» Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

» The train comes out of the tunnel.

» The old woman, beautiful girl and the Aussie are sitting there looking

» perplexed. The Kiwi is bent over holding his face, which is red from an

» apparent slap.

» The old woman is thinking: "That Kiwi must have tried to kiss that girl

» and got slapped."

» The Kiwi is thinking: "Damn it, that Aussie guy must have tried to kiss

» the beautiful girl. She thought it was me and slapped me by mistake."

» The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Kiwi must have moved to kiss me, but

» kissed the old lady instead and got slapped."

» The Aussie is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I

» could make another kissing sound and punch that Kiwi again!"

[anacostiakat]

Good one! :-D