Customer Service

[El Presidente]

A man was in a long line at his local Woolworth store. As he got to the

>register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the

>checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

>She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't

>know. She asked him to drop his pants.

>He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and

>called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

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>The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of

>us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told

>the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she

>could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what

size,

>and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He

>did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One

>box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

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>A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen

>was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with

>a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the

>register he told her he needed some condoms.

>She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him

>to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a

>quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...

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>you'll love this one...................

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>"Mop and bucket to register 5"

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[Ginseng]

Good one!

Wilkey

[josie67]

HAHA!! Too funny.

[Havana Joe]

:rotfl:

[okie2]

TOO FUNNY