for alleged relationship experts (not you, rob)

[Ken Gargett]

ok then, to all you experts. what is worse.

completely forgetting her name (possibly just an unfortunate mental block and you had not seen her for a week or so) or calling her the wrong one (well, possibly it was very similar to someone you'd just been chatting with).

for the record, from my experience, the first one results in an immediate termination of any contact whatsoever. the second puts you on an irrevocable slippery slide to oblivion.

neither are as bad as when the conversation gets serious without you realising it and she starts talking about moving in (yes, i was also surprised as she'd seen the place) and you innocently, failing to twig where this is going, say 'move into what?'

[shrink]

I honestly don't know why, but for some reason this photo came to mind...

[Ken Gargett]

we actually just had that reported on the sunday morning news. an eleven year old - it would be fair to say that the view taken here is are you people insane? he shot his first deer at 5, i think. and yet american laws prevented the 93 mouton from being sold because the label had been painted by one of the world's great artists and featured the female form. can't be corrupting the youth, can we. just give 'em a gun instead.

[Colt45]

» ok then, to all you experts. what is worse.

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» completely forgetting her name (possibly just an unfortunate mental block

» and you had not seen her for a week or so) or calling her the wrong one

» (well, possibly it was very similar to someone you'd just been chatting

» with).

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Well, hypothetically speaking, if one is cunning enough, in scenario #1, there are

ways to deduce the name - even if you met just the night before.

I don't think I'm liking these threads at all..........

[Jimmy2]

The less you say the better always let them start a conversation.

Go with the flow and keep them off balance thats how you hook them.

[greenpimp]

I always just affectionately call her "ho" or "skank" or "sweet cheeks" until she goes to the bathroom and I can forage through her purse to find out.

As far as the rest, just pretend you live in a campground. No room for the toothbrush.

[El Presidente]

Ken.....just continue to refer to your partners as always......Lefty (left hand) and righty (that's the other one).

A big night out would be a menage a trois . If you get really confused wear a different colour sock on each ;-)

[JMH]

» I honestly don't know why, but for some reason this photo came to mind...

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Sweet jesus, what the hell is that? I thought megafauna died out during the last ice age?

[Jimmy2]

Nice come back Prez Ken fire away round 2 coming up stay tune!!!!

[Ben]

Looks like the Hog from hell. Christ you'd need a cannon to down that.

[El Presidente]

» Looks like the Hog from hell. Christ you'd need a cannon to down that.

Smithy was saying he woke up next to the spitting Image Saturday morning after Friday night at the Townsville Rodeo.

Ride em cowboy ;-)

[Cam]

» » Looks like the Hog from hell. Christ you'd need a cannon to down that.

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» Smithy was saying he woke up next to the spitting Image Saturday morning

» after Friday night at the Townsville Rodeo.

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» Ride em cowboy ;-)

ah thats shits nasty rob

and ken, why are you doing a relationship column? weve seen absolutely no evidence youve ever been in one?

Cam

[Ken Gargett]

» Ken.....just continue to refer to your partners as always......Lefty (left

» hand) and righty (that's the other one).

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» A big night out would be a menage a trois . If you get really confused

» wear a different colour sock on each ;-)

i've been proved wrong again. i thought that just once, given the photos i have and what i know (and with my finger poised above the send button to distribute this all far and wide), you would have been clever enough to keep stum. fat chance. keep poking the bear. the finger remains poised....

[Ken Gargett]

» » I honestly don't know why, but for some reason this photo came to mind...

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» Sweet jesus, what the hell is that? I thought megafauna died out during

» the last ice age?

it was aactually shown on the sunday morning news here. seems the kid is eleven. shot it 5-6 times with a hand gun and then followed it for three hours to finish it off.

shot his first deer at five.

much as i loved living in the states (go skins), there are aspects i find extraordinarily insane.

[JMH]

» it was aactually shown on the sunday morning news here. seems the kid is

» eleven. shot it 5-6 times with a hand gun and then followed it for three

» hours to finish it off.

» shot his first deer at five.

» much as i loved living in the states (go skins), there are aspects i find

» extraordinarily insane.

I seem to remember reading an article online a while ago about a girl of a similar age taking the first bear of the season, can't remember the particular state though. I agree, completely insane.