First Lady Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Wish Granted There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it again ?" He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and YOU **** on its head." :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Lol, good one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cohiba Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Love it LOLOL good one Lisa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokum Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cam Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 » Wish Granted » » » There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a » nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for » a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky » and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. » » The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a » hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given » life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." » » He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the » shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and » giggling ensues. » » After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. » » The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you care » to do it again ?" » » He asks her "Shall we?" » » She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. » This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and YOU **** on its head." » » » » :rotfl: Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomross13 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crossbow Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 That was funny Lisa :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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