HOLD THE PHONE!!

[Ken Gargett]

stand back, sports fans. by some miracle, i have connected to the internet while not at my desk (who knows if it'll ever happen again). so i will do my best, assuming miracles continue, to do those posts (bet you wish you weren't so nasty now, mr Pres).

yes, i did drop across to the 'B' table at lunch to see rob and copped a fearful pasting. now i will have to say exactly what i think about those la GC 4's, even if you can't sell them because they are all plugged.

[El Presidente]

I canduly note that Ken was......let's say....not at his finest at lunch.

Have a good flight Ken! ;-)

[Ken Gargett]

fair suck of the sav, as they say in the classics.

as you well know, i struggled to lunch on one hour's sleep so i can get all articles out of the way for two months so tough to be at my best (they say even roger federer has off days).

i might have enjoyed the wines but when you are drinking 1990 mouton and grand crus burgs, why the hell not - i can sleep on this damn flight. i do hope those xxxx gold went with your big macs.

[El Presidente]

Ken,

It was amusing watching your table hold the Reidels as if you were cupping the breast of Angelina Jolie only to then pucker your lips together as if a carrot had been jammed up your rectum followed by some congolese tribal slurping noise.

This was followed quickly by the "Cockatoo shuffle" as you all nodded your heads up and down in unison. :-D

Notice how not one from our table visited yours but everyone from your table visited us.......it was where the laughter was coming from ;-)

[JMH]

I understand completely what is going on here

[Colt45]

The more I read the back and forth between Mr. Gargett and Mr. Ayala, the more they

remind me of a married couple...........not that there's anything wrong with that.

[JMH]

Oh wait... I read the other thread.

I wonder which of them is the man in their relationship? ;-)

[shrink]

"I wonder which of them is the man in their relationship? ;-)"

Here's your answer:

"as if a carrot had been jammed up your rectum followed by some congolese tribal slurping noise."

[ALB]

» The more I read the back and forth between Mr. Gargett and Mr. Ayala, the

» more they

» remind me of a married couple...........not that there's anything wrong

» with that.

I was thinking more of the two old grumpy blokes from the muppets:lol3:

[Freefallguy]

» I was thinking more of the two old grumpy blokes from the muppets:lol3:

Nah, they’re more like The Sunshine Boys!

ONE of which was a huge cigar smoker! Now, there’s some trivia for you… Who was it and what was his fave cigar?

This line… “only to then pucker your lips together as if a carrot had been jammed up your rectum followed by some congolese tribal slurping noise” had me LMAO!

[Echeck]

ya gotta be careful with those reidel's