El Presidente Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 Your Never Fail "mood for sex" strategy. Ken, no need to participate here as we are not considering outright cash as a strategy. Ok. List your number one, never or seldom fail, go-to strategy for generating a "human Touch" mood. How many days out do you start? How much meticulous planning? Recommended training? This will be listed in a new area of the forum pertaining to self help :cool:
smokinbark Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 » Your Never Fail "mood for sex" strategy. » » Ken, no need to participate here as we are not considering outright cash » as a strategy. » » » Ok. List your number one, never or seldom fail, go-to strategy for » generating a "human Touch" mood. How many days out do you start? How much » meticulous planning? Recommended training? » » This will be listed in a new area of the forum pertaining to self help » :cool: Trouble at home Prez ;-) or is it a "friend" of yours....
El Presidente Posted March 21, 2007 Author Posted March 21, 2007 » » Trouble at home Prez ;-) or is it a "friend" of yours.... Never good to be a one trick pony
smokum Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 I usually schedule that about a year in advance....seems like thats what happens when you get married. Are you referring to our spouse or ????:-D
JohnnyTex Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 [link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfLW2Fe_e7E[/link] This may help, or offend..... :-D
broozer Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 » [link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfLW2Fe_e7E[/link] » » This may help, or offend..... :-D now that's funny. bruce
JeepCop Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Alcohol and lots of it. Leave the bar at 2 with a 10 and wake up at 10 with a 2. :crying:
greenpimp Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 I just walk out of the bathroom jackin it. Works every time. Any woman who says she doesn't like it is lying or playing for the other team.
smokum Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 » I just walk out of the bathroom jackin it. Works every time. Any woman » who says she doesn't like it is lying or playing for the other team.
JohnnyTex Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 » I just walk out of the bathroom jackin it. Works every time. Any woman » who says she doesn't like it is lying or playing for the other team. LOL. A friend of mine gave me advice like that once. He said "If you just drop your pants, you've got a 50% chance she'll stick around."
El Presidente Posted March 21, 2007 Author Posted March 21, 2007 » I just walk out of the bathroom jackin it. Works every time. Any woman » who says she doesn't like it is lying or playing for the other team. Nothing like a smooth operator
Freefallguy Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 On the inverse... there's no better way to halt a woman's sex drive than wedding cake.;-)
Gonefishing Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 So a little girl says to her mommy, "I know how you get a baby." Mommy, a little shocked looks, at her child, and asks,"How do you know that?" "I saw you and daddy making a baby." Comes the reply. Getting a little upset, the mother asks, "Oh dear, what did you see?" The child then states, "Well first you and daddy take off your clothes, then you kiss, then you rub each other, then you start to put his thing in your mouth...." Heaving a huge sigh of relief, the mother interrupts the child," No, no no, dear. That's not how mommy gets a baby. Thats how mommy gets jewelry."
Taino Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 I like the old Russian style, hit her hard on the head and she'll be ready!!... I've never seen a country were women has less rights than in Russia... not that is a bad thing:-D
12stones Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 » So a little girl says to her mommy, "I know how you get a baby." » » Mommy, a little shocked looks, at her child, and asks,"How do you know » that?" » » "I saw you and daddy making a baby." Comes the reply. » » Getting a little upset, the mother asks, "Oh dear, what did you see?" » » The child then states, "Well first you and daddy take off your clothes, » then you kiss, then you rub each other, then you start to put his thing in » your mouth...." » » Heaving a huge sigh of relief, the mother interrupts the child," No, no » no, dear. That's not how mommy gets a baby. Thats how mommy gets jewelry." That's great!! I'm married to a woman that never seems to be out of her sexual prime (even though she's not really hit it yet) so I forgot that people need to work at it. :-P
CelticBasque Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 I've been working on this strategy I lovingly call "The Sex Smile." It seems that it's somehow been confused with my friendly, general utility, regular everyday smile. It hasn't worked yet on my wife but total strangers keep trying to make love with me...
CelticBasque Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 » I just tell wife it's a working night. LMFAO :rotfl:
El Presidente Posted March 21, 2007 Author Posted March 21, 2007 » I just tell wife it's a working night. Your a pin up SNAG Mel
The Wise Old owl Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 » I like the old Russian style, hit her hard on the head and she'll be » ready!!... I've never seen a country were women has less rights than in » Russia... not that is a bad thing:-D I guess you've never been to Iraq... They REALLY know how to treat a woman. I saw pickup trucks going across the desert with a man and two goats up front and a couple of gals in the back!
shrink Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Your Never Fail "mood for sex" strategy: Yep... just dress up like a woman. Then go **** yourself. Never fails.
fenian98 Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 » try remembering her birthday - every year. What do you do the other 364 days? :-P
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