Favorite Bumper Stickers?

[Chicago]

Mine: Dyslexics of the world, Untie!

My Wife's: All men are idiots and I married their king.:-D

[CIGARHead]

We have a local one that reads:

"St Augustine, Florida...A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem."

[El Presidente]

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Still cracks me up

[El Presidente]

Can't forget these classic state slogans :-D

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Ladies of the Night and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!!!

[shrink]

On a 16-wheel Big Rig with the chromed naked girls on the mud flaps:

I work hard.

I play hard.

I stay hard.

[Colt45]

3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead

If Meat Is Murder, I'm Public Enemy #1

[tandblov]

During the recent US election:

"Republicans for Voldemort"

[SmokinLightning]

I saw some jackass with "My Dixie Wrecked" on his truck...

[MarkM]

I don't have the most "PC" bumper sticker, but it reads: "Speak English or GET THE F*CK OUT!"

HEHEHEHEHEHE

[Ken Gargett]

those usa state mottos are some of the funniest things i have seen in years but nothing beats a bumper sticker one the back of a ute (for americans, utility vehicle) -

"well dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians"

[dragon]

" My other car is a POS too "

[JMH]

Is that the truth or did you read it in the telegraph?

[phxkev]

SAVE A TREE. EAT A BEAVER.

[Ken Gargett]

» Is that the truth or did you read it in the telegraph?

read what? mine was sighted outside cairns.

[JMH]

» » Is that the truth or did you read it in the telegraph?

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» read what? mine was sighted outside cairns.

No, that was the bumper sticker.

[justinphilly]

bumper sticker

"I got this truck for my wife...... got a good deal didnt I?"

not really a bumper sticker, but a guy riding a harley had this on the back of his t-shirt.

"If you can read this, the ***** fell off."