young rob

[Ken Gargett]

"Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! " young rob said breathlessly. "Guess what! I've just had sex for the first time and it was wonderful!"

Rob's mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You talk to him". Then she left the room.

His father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get it".

"That's okay, Dad", said the boy. "I couldn't ride it right now anyway - my arse is too sore!"

[CIGARHead]

» "Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! " young rob said breathlessly. "Guess what! I've just

» had sex for the first time and it was wonderful!"

»

» Rob's mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You talk

» to him". Then she left the room.

»

» His father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm proud

» of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed

» bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get

» it".

»

» "That's okay, Dad", said the boy. "I couldn't ride it right now anyway -

» my arse is too sore!"

:lol2:

Sorry Rob, but that is some of the funniest **** Ive heard.

Score Card:

Ken - 1

Rob - 0

[Mel]

That's funny, now return fire.

[Fatshotbud]

[Tiny Tim]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[JMH]

Quite possibly the best *** joke posted here, and that's really saying something considering the multitudes that have been.

[Ken Gargett]

» That's funny, now return fire.

mel, please don't encourage him. as you know, he has a far more intimate knowledge of these things than i ever will.

[wp2]

ken:

You got me LMFAO!!!!!

[El Presidente]

Low blow Ken. Involving my parents in a *** joke of more than questionable taste.

I have already apologised for taking liberties in translating the e-mail from your special Cuban friend. I should not have included "By the way .....I am pregnant."

Let's call a truce ;-)

[new2habano]

» Low blow Ken. Involving my parents in a *** joke of more than questionable

» taste.

»

» I have already apologised for taking liberties in translating the e-mail

» from your special Cuban friend. I should not have included "By the way

» .....I am pregnant."

»

» Let's call a truce ;-)

Congratulations Ken you are going to have your very own Elian Gonzalez.

[Ken Gargett]

» Low blow Ken. Involving my parents in a *** joke of more than questionable

» taste.

»

» I have already apologised for taking liberties in translating the e-mail

» from your special Cuban friend. I should not have included "By the way

» .....I am pregnant."

»

» Let's call a truce ;-)

i see you edited - when your response came through, i had no idea what my 'special spanish friend' meant. something you are not telling us?

anyway, did hitler ask for a truce from the bunker?

still, it is christmas (otherwise why would friends be sending me email movies of swedish girls in skimpy postage stamp santa gear?).

in the spirit of the season, i am happy to offer... wait on, you are the bloke that enabled a poster of me and smithy out of that movie you like so much. something mountain?

still, out of the very goodness of my heart, i'll do my best.