Freefallguy Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 A cigarphile mate inquired if I knew of a source for these... Do you stock them El P? Perhaps Ken could do his own review... The fragrance of a Lars Teten cigar has been compared to the scent of a tire fire in the basement of a whorehouse. While most well known cigar makers have only been rolling smokes for a century or two, Lars has nearly a decade of experience creating his incomparable cigars. No other cigar has the distinct combination of sloppy rolling, smelly perfumes, outrageous prices and pure hyperbole that makes smoking a Lars a unique experience. The Hittman Chronicle has developed a secret recipe that will let you make a whole box of Faux Lars for less than you'd pay for one of his sticks. You'll find everything you need at the drugstore. Start with a box of El Productos. (50/$12). Then find some perfume that smells like your grandmother in August. If it costs more than $5/quart keep shopping. Finally, pick up a small package of urinal cakes. Dip the cigars in the cologne once a day for three weeks. That will get you most, but not all of that famous Lars flavor. The real secret (I shouldn't be giving this valuable information away for free) is as follows: Crack open the credo in your humidor. Remove and discard all the green stuff in it. Crush a urinal cake and mash it in to the credo. Now fill the humidor with your Lars Productos. Let them age for at least two weeks before smoking one. NOW you have the authentic flavor of a Lars, at a fraction of the price! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cvm4 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 LMAO!!! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 :rotfl: Very Very good review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Do you think we can bribe Lisa to slip a urinal cake into Ken's next sampler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjwright Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 They should make Fear Factor contestents smoke Lars. BLECH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 » Do you think we can bribe Lisa to slip a urinal cake into Ken's next » sampler? what rob slips me, i pray for urinal cakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Ken...you would review a urinal cake as : " light but intoxicating aroma bringing back memories of my first date at the tender age of 31. Hard to light but as it was free I persisted. Interesting...hints of apple but overladen with Forest Pine. I am mesmerised...this cigar is so familiar yet I can't quite place it. Definately a figurado as it is round...a new release from Cuaba? Not sure of the fluorescent colour so deduct a point. 89 " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 you got close. you forgot "beats most of the stuff i get from rob hands down". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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