Don\'t tape your wife snoring

[El Presidente]

.....and then play it back to her in the morning as proof positive.

that's all....just want to pass on some marital advice

[shrink]

.....and then play it back to her in the morning as proof positive.

Proof positive of what? That you're a mental defective...

or just cruisin' for a bruisin'?

[BigSlick]

It's good to be right every once in awhile, even at the cost of sleeping on the couch! :cool:

[PorscheC4S]

The real test as to its being a blunder would be to add a link to a digital file for all to hear.

[El Presidente]

» The real test as to its being a blunder would be to add a link to a digital

» file for all to hear.

Even I am not that brave

[Mikey]

» .....and then play it back to her in the morning as proof positive.

»

» that's all....just want to pass on some marital advice

Well,you want to talk about denial....I did tape my sweetie snoring up a storm,just to prove that I'm not the only one that rumbles the house.She still denies that she snores.Says that I put in sound effects...INSISTS it's not her.

Luckily she hasn't taken offense like others seem to have..at least not yet.No bruises or bumps to report,anyway.

[Taino]

To have a good proof you need videotape. If possible zoom in to her face and lips flying in the wind during a couple of snores.

[xibbumbero]

I did that as well. It went over like a **** in a punch bowl. X:surprised:

[n2advnture]

» .....and then play it back to her in the morning as proof positive.

»

» that's all....just want to pass on some marital advice

ROFLMAO!

I thought that would be an obvious one :-D

~M

[Mel]

I've tried twice but she has woke up both times. She got mad that I tried to do it. Would have been worse if successful.

[Wiley]

Hmmm, the worst I've done was to put her hand in warm water while she was sleeping. But this sounds fun too!

[Tom Bolivar]

» Luckily she hasn't taken offense like others seem to have..at least not

» yet.No bruises or bumps to report,anyway.

One advise though: You do want to stay away from any meal prepared by her with mushrooms.

And just as an information. Arsenic tastes very similar to marzipan (almond paste). So better avoid cakes and stuff too.

Me, I gave all that up a long time ago. Actually right on the day when I signed that life insurance thing. ;-)

Regards,

Tom