Don\'t tape your wife snoring


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» .....and then play it back to her in the morning as proof positive.

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» that's all....just want to pass on some marital advice :lookaround:

Well,you want to talk about denial....I did tape my sweetie snoring up a storm,just to prove that I'm not the only one that rumbles the house.She still denies that she snores.Says that I put in sound effects...INSISTS it's not her.

Luckily she hasn't taken offense like others seem to have..at least not yet.No bruises or bumps to report,anyway.

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» Luckily she hasn't taken offense like others seem to have..at least not

» yet.No bruises or bumps to report,anyway.

One advise though: You do want to stay away from any meal prepared by her with mushrooms.

And just as an information. Arsenic tastes very similar to marzipan (almond paste). So better avoid cakes and stuff too.

Me, I gave all that up a long time ago. Actually right on the day when I signed that life insurance thing. ;-)

Regards,

Tom

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