This is Priceless

[First Lady]

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit)in Oklahoma, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a Trooper with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.,in his white Corvette Patrol car.

The Trooper pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the Trooper, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

"The Trooper stammered, "A what?A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked.

She said, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00

Court Costs. $45.00

Look on the Troopers Face............... PRICELESS

I just loved this.......I have to remeber to say this, not that I speed or anything

[Colt45]

I'm sorry. While the punch line is indeed funny, for some reason I find the whole

sphincter dilation thing somewhat less than amusing.

[stever]

Reminds me of the joke:

What did the proctologist say to the nurse?

"Send in the next *******."

[bassman]

Please don't omit the first letter of my board name!

[patrick]

:-D :-D

That just get's funnier ever time I hear it.

[Tampa1257]

Hey!

I've been accused of being an ******* before!

Lisa, how on earth did you know that I was 6 ft?

LMMFAO!!!!

[cvm4]

Haha...That's too funny!