First Lady Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit)in Oklahoma, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a Trooper with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.,in his white Corvette Patrol car. The Trooper pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the Trooper, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. "The Trooper stammered, "A what?A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked. She said, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs. $45.00 Look on the Troopers Face............... PRICELESS I just loved this.......I have to remeber to say this, not that I speed or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I'm sorry. While the punch line is indeed funny, for some reason I find the whole sphincter dilation thing somewhat less than amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stever Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Reminds me of the joke: What did the proctologist say to the nurse? "Send in the next *******." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassman Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Please don't omit the first letter of my board name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 :-D :-D That just get's funnier ever time I hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tampa1257 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Hey! I've been accused of being an ******* before! Lisa, how on earth did you know that I was 6 ft? LMMFAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cvm4 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Haha...That's too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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